Jazzpunk: Director's Cut

Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 4:06 AM

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:11 AM

Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 5:56 AM

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:02 AM

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:13 AM

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:39 AM

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 3:29 AM

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:08 AM

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 3:20 AM

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 3:38 AM

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:16 AM

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:18 AM

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 3:54 AM

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 3:59 AM

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:36 AM

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:30 AM

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:36 AM

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 4:44 AM

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:41 AM

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 4:55 AM

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 5:00 AM

Breaking The Mold

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 5:02 AM

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 5:04 AM

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool

Unlocked 27 Dec 2014 at 6:32 AM