Employee of the Month

Silence!

Interrupt Manger.

Window Shopping

Spend 15 minutes loitering without picking up the first task sheet during the intro.

Whale

Obtained an SSR drop from a gacha machine.

Full-Time Employee

Part-Time Employee

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe

Stonks

Crippled

The full picture

Read all Newspapers.

Ice-cube connoisseur

Observator

Read all of the Janitor's notes.

[REDACTED]

Wrong Number

Called an available phone number.

Mr Hugh Jass

Called all available phone numbers.

Welcome to Gran Turbismo

Lactose

Who the hell is this?

Placed all five polaroid photos on the 'Banned customers' board.

Mr Bones

Where are the cartoon animals?

Landed a 3 pointer.

Mr Worldwide

Remember Dashcon?

Parkour

Fell out of bounds.

Fiend

My lungs!

Impending heart attack

Gulped down some form of drink.

Hackerman

The Developer's Barely-Disguised Fetish

Overachiever

Did a task that wasn't on the list.

RIP In Peace

You died lmao.

Omega Speedrunner

Ultimate Speedrunner

God Speedrunner

World's best employee of The Month

Achieve all achievements.