Universe For Sale
War Omelette's Progress
Relax
You've tasted the tea of sweet Chall Bark.
Strong
You’ve tasted the tea of bitter Podla Berries.
Sweet
You've tasted the strange, spicy tea of Coyala Flowers.
Cat Lover
You've Jellicly petted a Jellicle Lomri.
Dead End
In all the tea houses, in all the spaceports, you've walked up to this one.
Literate
Once there was an ugly Master. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End!
The Trimmer
Your slow blade penetrated the Podla's shields.
Mechanical failure
You've cranked the Windmill up to eleven.
Energy Saver
You've made dads everywhere proud.
Top Gun
You've felt the need -- the need for speed!
Star Destroyer
You've asked the computer to never tells you the odds.
Gunslinger
You made sure the robots said hello to your little friend.
Home Sweet Home
You've purchased every trinket, gadget, and knick-knack for sale. Buy! Consume! Obey!
God of creation
You've seen things people wouldn't believe, universes created in the palm of her hand...
God of destruction
You wonder how many universes like this have been lost, like tears in rain.
Aspiring God of Creation
Mama always said life was like a box of Universes. You never know what you're gonna get.
Again!
Seven, eight, clean your game. Nine, ten, start over again!