Guns don't kill people
Kill 1000 enemies
Warm up
Win 25 matches
Denial
Almost Quake
Collect 150 boosts
Two-for-one
Make 25 double kills
Another three bite the dust
Make 25 triple kills
Massacre
Make 25 mega kills
Firefly
Kill 100 enemies as pyro
Bullseye!
Kill 100 enemies as sniper
I HAVE A GUN
Kill 100 enemies as gunner
Lasers are awesome
Kill 100 enemies as laser
Big Red Button
Kill 100 enemies as rocketeer
Over nine thousand
Deal 9001 damage to enemies
Damage to property
Deal 5000 damage to systems
Wanderer
Pass through 250 doors
System Down
Deactivate 100 systems
Two went in, one went out
Kill enemy, when you have 5% HP or less
See the invisible, touch the untouchable
Kill invisible enemy
Despicable You
Kill 50 minions
Order of Saint Lazarus
Capture 50 heals
Cara Mia
Capture 50 turrets
All your base are belong to us
Capture all systems on level
Somebody toucha my heal
Capture 50 touch heals
All seeing eye
Capture 50 scanners
Younger brothers
Capture 50 minions spawners
Only one boost
Finish match, collecting only one boost
Personal army
Spawn 75 minions
Santa's helpers
Get your minions kill 50 enemies
No death match
Finish match without dying
It would be extremely painful
Survive 200 damage
I only want peace for my country
Win match without killing anyone
Don't need any of that to win
Win match without capturing systems
Can't stop winning
Win 3 matches in row
Burning Man
Kill 300 enemies as pyro
With fire and fury
Kill 500 enemies as pyro
Sniper Wolf
Kill 300 enemies as sniper
Comrade Pavlichenko
Kill 500 enemies as sniper
Bullets be flyin'
Kill 300 enemies as gunner
And 50 water buffalo, too!
Kill 500 enemies as gunner
Physics degree
Kill 300 enemies as laser
The laser club's two blocks down
Kill 500 enemies as laser
ICBM
Kill 300 enemies as rocketeer
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear
Kill 500 enemies as rocketeer
Explorer
Pass through 500 doors
Pioneer
Pass through 750 doors
Anger
Bargaining
Depression
Acceptance
Practice makes perfect
Win 50 matches
It's starting to work out for me
Win 75 matches
Can do it with my eyes closed
Win 100 matches
Got gud!
Win 125 matches
Die Hard
