DEPLOYMENT

Guns don't kill people

Kill 1000 enemies

Warm up

Win 25 matches

Denial

Almost Quake

Collect 150 boosts

Two-for-one

Make 25 double kills

Another three bite the dust

Make 25 triple kills

Firefly

Kill 100 enemies as pyro

Bullseye!

Kill 100 enemies as sniper

I HAVE A GUN

Kill 100 enemies as gunner

Lasers are awesome

Kill 100 enemies as laser

Big Red Button

Kill 100 enemies as rocketeer

System Down

Deactivate 100 systems

See the invisible, touch the untouchable

Kill invisible enemy

Despicable You

Kill 50 minions

Order of Saint Lazarus

Capture 50 heals

Cara Mia

Capture 50 turrets

Somebody toucha my heal

Capture 50 touch heals

All seeing eye

Capture 50 scanners

Younger brothers

Capture 50 minions spawners

Only one boost

Finish match, collecting only one boost

Personal army

Spawn 75 minions

Santa's helpers

Get your minions kill 50 enemies

No death match

Finish match without dying

I only want peace for my country

Win match without killing anyone

Don't need any of that to win

Win match without capturing systems

Burning Man

Kill 300 enemies as pyro

With fire and fury

Kill 500 enemies as pyro

Sniper Wolf

Kill 300 enemies as sniper

Comrade Pavlichenko

Kill 500 enemies as sniper

Bullets be flyin'

Kill 300 enemies as gunner

And 50 water buffalo, too!

Kill 500 enemies as gunner

Physics degree

Kill 300 enemies as laser

The laser club's two blocks down

Kill 500 enemies as laser

ICBM

Kill 300 enemies as rocketeer

A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

Kill 500 enemies as rocketeer

Explorer

Pass through 500 doors

Pioneer

Pass through 750 doors

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

Practice makes perfect

Win 50 matches

It's starting to work out for me

Win 75 matches

Can do it with my eyes closed

Win 100 matches

Got gud!

Win 125 matches

Die Hard