Insanity's Blade

Go To Hell!!

You beat the game!

A Real Hero

You are an ARCADE MASTER!

Copy And Paste

All of the Stuff!!!

Get all the pointy things!

All of the Things!!!

Collect all the questy things!

Real Magic

...And My Axe!

The Love Boat!

Look Ma, No Saves!

Really - I didn't cheat!!!

I Don't Wanna Die!

While you're (not) down there...

What A Rip Off!

Hey Sailor!

You won't be needing those...

Donation Accepted!

Sharing is good!

And Then I Complained That The Game Was Too Easy...

Hand Solo

Make War, Not Love...

I read books for the pictures, dude!

Complete the Arcade adventure!

Damn Squatters!!!

Game Over Man! Game Over!

Surfs Up Dude!

How Do I Do That Again?

Do you even lift, Bro?

Reach the max level!

Dagger Fist

Now you can throw daggers!

I can't even...

You Lose! Perfect!!

Exit Only!

Get off my lawn!

Defiler of Roosters

There is no Thurstan, Only Zuul!

Kids these days...