
Plan B from Outer Space: A Bavarian Odyssey
Allack's Progress

Scouts’ hunger
Eaten by scouts

The Predator
Shot by Rudolf

Cupig’s Arrow
Started a family with Berta

I want to be lifted
Abducted by other aliens

Nessie of Bavaria
Drowned in the reservoir

Cut my life into pieces
Dissected by the FBI

Left behind
Left on earth by the Wolpertinger

Hans in Luck
Fell into the hands of the conspiracy theorist Hans

I come in peace
You talked Hans into letting you use his transmitter

Heavenly assistance
Converted the church into an emergency transmitter

The star from the stars
Remained on earth as a famous actor

No place like home
Used an actor's disguise to send an emergency call

Master infiltrator
Fooled the conspiracy theorist Hans and stole his transmitter

The A** of space
Recaptured the spaceship from the alien hunters

Phoning it in
Converted the internet antenna into a transmitter

Shooting Star
Shot at the fair

Your human laws mean nothing to me
Escaped from police station

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Burned up on re-entry into the atmosphere

Fist Contact
Escaped from earth together with the Wolpertinger

The mighty C’at
Assumed the form of a cat

What is a Fifi?
Assumed the form of a dog

Quit cloning around
Assumed the form of one of the twins

The Prussian Pig
Assumed the form of a boar

Devilish Doppelganger
Assumed the form of an old lady

Milky-way ahead of you
Assumed the form of a cow

Far out, man!
Assumed the form of a hippie

Starship Trooper
Assumed the form of a soldier

The ultimate actor
Assumed the form of a famous actor

Beer-based life form
Assumed the form of a local boozer

Alien-cops are bastards
Assumed the form of a cop

Back in black
Assumed the form of a priest

Hero with a thousand faces
Played through every single chapter

To Boldly Slither
Returned to the Union HQ

Employee of the Cycle
Returned to Quasar Corp

Conquerer of World(s)
Returned to the Traxian Empire

He’s dead, Jim
Used the Gigakill XK-Blaster

The Inhumanitarian
Healed an Earthling with your medikit

Well, that’s a way to do it
Lost your equipment

Dextrous tentacles
Opened a lock without triggering the failsafe

Your puny firewalls are no match for me
Hacked a system without triggering the failsafe

Stop saying moist
Flooded the town

Tune in next time to find out…
Distracted Adelheid with a soap opera written especially for her

Prosit!
Knocked out all present in the inn with narcotics.

I named it, so it’s mine!
Named the earth for the first time

Dam, that was easy
Bypassed the security measures of the dam in a particularly elegant way
