Armed and Dangerous
Receive your first gun
Tailgunner
Defend the Iron Chub
Thermal Entropy
Defeat the Igneosaur
The Hunt
Defeat a Centaur
Sapped
Art of the Deal
Strike a bargain with Nani
Anti-Antifa
Join the Church in the Autonican Civil War
Freedom Fighter
Join the Automata Collective in the Autonican Civil War
Tradition
Defeat General Sintho
Revolution
Defeat Maharishi Ghronto
Fishing With a Friend
Arch Enemy
A Nice Egg
Fading Light
Forseen Consequences
Wild West
Commune with Kauboi
Cyberpunked
Catalyst
Sacrifice
The End
Finish the story
Really Armed and Dangerous
Acquire all eight standard weapons
Xenocide
Kill 100 aliens
Extinction
Kill 500 aliens
Force Quit
Kill 100 robots
Terminator
Kill 500 robots
Gravedigger
Die 50 times
Hellfire
Get 25 kills with gas tanks
Demolitions Expert
Get 25 kills with grenades
Marksman
Get 300 headshots
Calculated
Get 150 headshot kills
Close Call
Survive your health reaching 2% or below
Sacrilege
Pour the sacred goblet out on the floor
Big Nerd
Unlock every entry in the Encyclopedia
Smile!
Take a selfie
Documentarian
Take 20 photos
Finite Runner
Get a score of 800 or higher in NaniRun
Thinking with Gordles
Old School
Strongbow
Super Shotgun
Deadly Digit
The Chosen Gun
Secret Keeper
Find all six secret weapons
Tacticool
Unlock all mods for one weapon
Modmaster
Unlock all weapon mods
Immortal
Beat the game without dying (from a fresh save slot)
Purist
Beat the game without unlocking any weapon mods (from a fresh save slot)
Kebab
Kill 5 or more enemies with a single Meat Nailer shot
Regicide
Psychic Damage
Complete the game as Nani (from a fresh save slot)
Lucky 13
Complete the game as Officer 13 (from a fresh save slot)
Boomer Shooter
Complete the game as Brian (from a fresh save slot)