Complete Normal Difficulty
Beat a level on normal difficulty.
Complete Hard Difficulty
Beat a level on hard difficulty.
Complete Insane Difficulty
Beat a level on insane difficulty.
Welcome Intern
Beat the first level.
You're Hired
Beat the final level.
Workplace Diversity
Unlock every playable character.
Pimp My Ride
Unlock every chair ability.
Full Armory
Unlock every weapon.
The Magician
Beat a level using only your ability.
The Soldier
Beat a level using only your weapon.
Resourceful
Beat a level without filling all power up slots.
Chill Guy
Move less than 20 meters within a minute.
Employee Training
Play a game of PVP.
Salary Increase
Win a game of PVP.
Unfireable
Win a game of PVP without losing once.
The Icarus Experiment
Defeat 79 players in PVP.
Happy New Year
Use the "Confetti Cannon" together with a evolved stack of "Conflict Solver"
Last Man Pro Skater
Grind a total of 1000 meters.
Destructive Behavior
Do 100 000 000 Damage in one run
Air Ball
When performing a slam dunk, stay in the air for at least 2 seconds before hitting the ground
Shopaholic
Buy every item in the vending machine in one run.
Bring Your Kids To Work Day
Have 20 summons on the map at once
Bulking Season
Have 300 overhealth.
Slaphappy
Hit 30 enemies with one slap.
Final Stand
Fully charge the "Steady Shot" upgrade for the Long Gun or Water Gun and remain in it for 20 seconds.
Untouchable
Beat a level on normal or higher without taking any damage
H - E Double Hockey Sticks
Beat a level on max custom difficulty.
Office Olympics
Travel a total of 10 000 meters
One Shot, Multi-Kill
Kill 10 enemies with a single shot
Suck-Up
Keep all 3 executives alive during "protect the executives" quest
Imagine If I Had A Real Weapon
Win a PVP match with the Chair Spin "Get The Boot" powerup equipped
Bullet Stream
Have splitter, little friend and mowdown equipped at once.
Metal Fusion
Spawn 30 spinners at once
Let It Rip
Kill 20 enemies with one chairspin
Senior Intern
Beat all levels on insane mode
Employee Of The Month
Unlock All Content
Teamwork
Complete a level of pve swarm with a friend
The Last Man Sitting
Win 5 pvp games in a row
Is This Brine?
Equip the Brine spray, anchor and reel'em in powerups
Rave-Bot
Have both factory and laserscan equipped at the same time
Studied The Blade
Deal 1000000 amount of damage using only katana
Bull Market
Shoot the balls of the bull in devil's den
Art Critic
Destroy every statue once.
Stacked
Have a full loadout of fully upgraded powerups
Stingy
Have 1000s unspent icarus credits