

Microtransaction Simulator
Live your wildest dreams by splurging on insane amounts of cash you wouldn't have in real life. Play for random number generated loot that is a reflection of the meaningless nature of this game and everything surrounding it.
Difficulty
Easy
Microtransaction Simulator Achievements35 achievements

First One is Free
Sometimes there is a free lunch.
95.0%
Common

The House Always Wins
71.7%
Common

SCHOOLED
48.4%
Uncommon

Oh What a Feeling
Open 50 packs
84.8%
Common

We're dancing on the ceiling
69.8%
Common

Guacamole
Yum
68.7%
Common

Peach Fuzz
85.3%
Common

Turquoise Turquoise
89.9%
Common

Green Peas
93.1%
Common

Red Beet
94.3%
Common

Purple Grapes
Get a purple
94.5%
Common

Blue Berry
Get a blue
94.7%
Common

Brown Bagel
Get a brown
95.2%
Common

White Onion
Get a white
95.3%
Common

chlsea
48.2%
Uncommon

The Year is 20XX
2017
94.8%
Common

Riches
A small loan of 1 million dollars
43.9%
Uncommon

Holy Moly
46.1%
Uncommon

Against all odds
88.5%
Common

Win the game
Harder than it looks
23.0%
Rare

Win twice?
15.7%
Rare

Brick your game (intentionally)
10.7%
Epic

FNG
43.7%
Uncommon

Tricks are for kids
yeah
87.0%
Common

Gotta go fast
Mania
33.5%
Uncommon

Debt
You dug a hole
40.5%
Uncommon

Dead
18.5%
Rare

Might Number 9
10.7%
Epic

Apply your knowledge
27.6%
Rare

Pure knowledge
11.3%
Epic

BROCCOLI
43.9%
Uncommon

A movie about bees
48.6%
Uncommon

Impossible
Don't even try it
13.1%
Epic

Silence is golden
...
59.4%
Common

quarantine
literally idle the game for 4 hours. Stay at home and don't spread the coronavirus.
6.0%
Epic
Overview
72.9%Avg Completion
25.0% of players have 100%
Worth up to 1.0K points · rarity-weighted per game
Median 100% time: 10h · based on 1 player
About
- Developer
- chlsea
- Publisher
- chlsea
- Genres
- Free To Play, Simulation
- Modes
- Single-player
- Released
- 14 Sept 2017
Data from Steam
Rarity Breakdown
Legendary
0
Epic
5
Rare
4
Uncommon
9
Common
17
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