Fireball Survivor (Rookie)
You avoided fireballs for over 20 seconds!
Fireball Survivor (Expert)
You avoided fireballs for over 30 seconds! Look at you! Great job!
Fireball Survivor (Pro)
You avoided fireballs for over 40 seconds! WOW!
Always Blue!
Player 1 won the game!
It's Easy Being Green
Player 2 won the game!
If You're Not Red You're Dead
Player 3 won the game!
Don't Underestimate the Yellow Fellow
Player 4 won the game!
Shut Out!
Nobody else got any points... How embarrassing!
Slow Ball-er (Rookie)
You defended your goal against the slow balls for 30 seconds!
Slow Ball-er (Expert)
You defended your goal against the slow balls for 45 seconds! Gosh, you're great!
Slow Ball-er (Pro)
You defended your goal against the slow balls for a minute! Daaaaaaaaaaaaang!
Speed Racer (Rookie)
You won a race in under a minute!
Speed Racer (Expert)
You won a race in under 45 seconds! Wow so fast great job!
Speed Racer (Pro)
You won a 3 or 4 player race in under 30 seconds! You probably cheated!
Wall Dodge (Rookie)
You lasted 35 seconds without being pushed off the screen!
Wall Dodge (Expert)
You lasted 40 seconds without being pushed off the screen! Whoa
Wall Dodge (Pro)
You lasted 45 seconds without being pushed off the screen! You win at this.
Thanks For Playing!
You started playing Paddle Battle! Look at how much you've achieved already!