Learning the ropes
Complete the tutorial, first video game unlocked.
Survive
Survival Mode unlocked.
We are the Champions
Beat the game.
Get a life
Get all the stars.
Combo Amateur
Get a 5 combo streak.
Combo Expert
Get a 20 combo streak.
Combo Master
Get a 50 combo streak.
Combo Supreme
Get a 100 combo streak.
Cell Killer
Destroy 500 clonocells.
Cell Destroyer
Destroy 2000 clonocells.
Cell Exterminator
Destroy 5000 clonocells.
Cell Genocide
Destroy 10000 clonocells.
Kill'em before they lay eggs
Kill 500 big clonocells.
Kill'em before they grow
Kill 2000 medium clonocells.
Just kill'em
Kill 5000 small clonocells.
Survivalist
Survive 1 minute in Survival Mode.
Die Hard
Survive 3 minutes in Survival Mode.
Highlanderish
Survive 5 minutes in Survival Mode.
Moves like Alke
Survive 10 minutes in Survival Mode.
I saw a fairy
Summon a magic fairy.
Basic can be good
Destroy 10 or more clonocells with a single normal shot.
Becoming a Cat
Have more than 4 lives.
Machine Gun Joe
Get a 30 combo streak with the machine gun.
Let it go
Destroy 20 clonocells while time is frozen.
Hardcore Math
Get a 30 combo streak with the Eureka gun.
A.T. Field
Win a level with the shield active.
Jedi Master
Destroy 20 or more clonocells with a single laser shot.
Over 9000
Destroy 20 clonocells while you're immune.
Burn, baby, burn
Get a 30 combo streak with the flamethrower.
Big Bang
Destroy 20 clonocells with a bomb.
Multitasking
Get a 30 combo streak with the Havoc gun.
Comrade Juanito
Save the Blockits video game.
Russian Dancing Kid
Win a level without getting hit by a block in the Blockits game.
Block Collector
Destroy every different Blockits block.
Break Some Blocks
Save the Arkadroid video game.
Hipster Longboard
Win a level with a large ship in the Arkadroid game.
Blockbuster
Destroy 2000 Arkadroid blocks.
Tarzan Knock Off
Save the Wonderland video game.
Axe Repellent
Win a level without getting hit by an axe in the Wonderland game.
Lazy Bastard
Win a level without shooting cells in the Wonderland game.
Pizza Man
Save the Pillman video game.
Take that, Morpheus!
Win a level using only two pills in the Pillman game.
You Spin Me Round
Go around a Pillman level 5 times in the same direction.
Snow Hero
Save the Snow Sises video game.
Olympic Gold
Win a level without getting hit by the snow in the Snow Sises game.
Winter is coming
Remove the snow from 2000 clonocells in the Snow Sises game.
Grasshopper Juanito
Save the Kung-Fu Blaster video game.
Evading Dragons
Win a level without getting hit by a dragon in the Kung-Fu Blaster game.
With fists as fast as lightning
Destroy 200 Kung-Fu Blaster jars before they explode.
Oh! The memories!
Save the Boing video game.
Tennis Player
Win a level without getting hit by the ball in the Boing game.
Paradox
Win during a draw in the Boing game.
Plumbers VS Gorillas
Save the Monkey Gong video game.
Protecting the classics
Win a level without getting hit by the flames in the Monkey Gong game.
No structural integrity
Destroy 1000 platforms in the Monkey Gong game.
Go Play with Pissed Off Birds!
Lose in the first level of the first game.
Please, try again
Survive less than 30 seconds in Survival Mode.
Blockhead!
Lose all your lives in a Blockits level due to the blocks.
You have been axed
Lose all your lives in a Wonderland level due to the axes.
Made for the summer
Lose all your lives in a Snow Sises level due to the snowy cells.
Dungeons without Dragons
Lose all your lives in a Kung-Fu Blaster level due to the dragons.
Not a Pro
Lose all your lives in a Boing level due to the ball and rackets.
Roasted
Lose all your lives in a Monkey Gong level due to the flames.
Lenin's Shame
Die 3 consecutive times in a Blockits level.
Destructoid
Die 3 consecutive times in an Arkadroid level.
Axe in the head
Die 3 consecutive times in a Wonderland level.
Pac Fail
Die 3 consecutive times in a Pillman level.
Evil Snow
Die 3 consecutive times in a Snow Sises level.
Seagal's career
Die 3 consecutive times in a Kung-Fu Blaster level.
Without a racket
Die 3 consecutive times in a Boing level.
Monkey Fodder
Die 3 consecutive times in a Monkey Gong level.
Survive with a friend
Survival Coop Mode unlocked.
Mad Juanito
Beat all the levels in Hardcore Mode.
Extra Battery
Get the first upgrade to the Arcade Gun.
Megaboy
Get the second upgrade to the Arcade Gun.
Tiny Dragons
Survive 1 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
Strong Dragons
Survive 3 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
Dynamic Duo
Survive 5 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
Masters of the Universe
Survive 10 minute in Survival Coop Mode.
Big Boss
Beat the ClonoBoss in Hardcore Mode.
It's not about the money
Collect 100 clovers for St. Patrick's Day