Getting the Hang of it
Win a round of a quick match.
With Great Power...
Try all of the powerups.
Variation
Finish a round of every game mode.
Explorer
Try a non-default setting from every deep customisation row (when not playing standard gamemodes).
Non-canonical Ending
Win a match as Goliath against all the Davids.
Time Dilation
Win back-to-back matches of Red Pill and Super Speed.
There Can Be Only One
Emerge victorious from a Sumo match.
Eagle Eye
Successfully sink the ball in Flappy Bird.
True Technical Supremacy
Win a four player match of Spiderball with least shots as the scoring mode.
Skills All Round
Get four balls in the hole in a quick match.
Fantastic Four
All four human players get a hole-in-1.
Everybody Bunch Up
Play with 8 human players.
Dynamic Duo
Finish a match in first and second place with your controller buddy in a game with 8 human players.
Quick Everyone!
Get all 8 balls in the hole when only 5 seconds is allowed after the first ball is sunk.
Bespoke and Fast!
Change something on the quick settings menu.
Custom
Use the customise menu.
Unbalanced
Set some per-player options in the customise menu.
Dragons Don't Scare Me
Find the deepest level of the customise menu.
Spirit Animal Advice or Tasty Burger?
Use the sliders to customise further.
Let Me See What You Made
Play a friend's custom gamemode.
Get Outta Here
Push 3 or more players with one use of the forcefield.
Wall-hack Smack-back
Hit another wall-hacking player while wall-hacking and survive.
Perfect Arc
Get a hole-in-1 with no bounces and at least 3 checkpoints enabled.
Rat-King King
Be the winning player in a Rat-King of 4 players or more.
Collusion?
All players vote for the same option.
Joining the 1%
Collect 500 or more coins in one round.
The Long Way
Travel more than a kilometre before getting a hole-in-1 by using powerups.
The Long Hard Way
Travel more than two kilometres before getting a hole-in-1 without using powerups.
I Can See My House From Here
Get more than a kilometre away from the hole before sinking.
Fruit Bowl
Get two giant bananas in the hole at once.
Hole-in-1
Get a hole-in-1.
Swish
Get a hole-in-1 with no bounces.
Five With One Blow
Get 5 holes-in-1 in a row.
...Comes Great Responsibility
Get a hole-in-0 by using your powerups.
That's Umpossible!
Get a hole-in-0 without using any powerups.
Undefeated
Win every round in a match of 500 points or more with the default settings for bonuses.
Checkmate
Win a round with at least 3 checkpoints without anybody else getting any.
Domination
Win 3 matches in a row in a single sessio
The Hole is That Way
Don't win a round in a match of 500 points or more with the default settings for bonuses.
Dazed and Confused
Play a round for 4 minutes or more without anybody sinking.
Close Call
Sink with less than a second on the round clock.
Bruised and Battered
Get hit by 20 or more skyjunk in one round.
Denied
Fail to win the match even after winning the round while on match point.
You're Doing Scoring Wrong
You're Doing Scoring Wrong Finish the match on a negative score.
Tin Cupping It
Miss 5 or more consecutive shots from the tee and then sink the ball on your next shot.
So Many Missed Chances
Win a quick game with a score over 1000 points.
Underdog
Win a match after there being 3 or more players on match-point above you.
Comeback
Respawn twice and still win the round.
Tortured Path
Hit 10 mines in a row and then still end up in the hole on the same shot.
Luck from the Sky
Get a random drop from the top that sinks your ball.
CTR Rules
Be selected for the podium after a match ends in a tie.
9 Parts Luck, 1 Part Skill
Get a hole-in-1 on a caves level with all other settings on default.
Photo Finish
Sink the ball at the exact same time as another player.
Good Times
Play 1000 rounds.
Great Times
Win 100 matches.
All-rounder
Win a match of at least half of the gamemodes.
Aiming for Perfection
Play every trial.