Behold the Kickmen
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.
Difficulty
Hard
Behold the Kickmen Achievements8 achievements
Dev's Favourite
Actually play the tutorial
69.4%
Common
Pair of Trainers
Fully upgrade your skills
31.5%
Uncommon
Got the Ump
Do a Goal
71.5%
Common
Come on the Lads
Win a game
65.5%
Common
HatTrick
Score a 3-pointer
20.4%
Rare
Lovely Tackle
Pull off a perfect tackle
37.8%
Uncommon
Seeing Red
Get a player sent off
40.5%
Uncommon
Spirit of '65
Win the World Cup
10.8%
Epic
Overview
12.5%Avg Completion
0.0% of players have 100%
Worth up to 320 points · rarity-weighted per game
About
- Developer
- Size Five Games
- Publisher
- Size Five Games
- Genres
- Action, Casual, Indie, Sports
- Modes
- Single-player
- Released
- 20 Jul 2017
Data from Steam
Rarity Breakdown
Legendary
0
Epic
1
Rare
1
Uncommon
3
Common
3
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