Shopper
Pig Molester
Equip Fan
Get 40 pieces of equipment.
Equip Dealer
Get 60 pieces of equipment.
Equip Master
Get 80 pieces of equipment.
Squire
Swordsman
Warrior
Knight
Lord
Savior
Defeat the final boss and finish the game!
Hero
Beat the game on Hard or Epic difficulty.
Legend
Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Brute
Deal 1,000 damage to a foe.
Ruffian
Deal 3,000 damage to a foe.
Savage
Deal 10,000 damage to a foe.
Barbarian
Deal 30,000 damage to a foe.
Slayer
Deal 100,000 damage to a foe.
Fatty
Eat a Hamburger.
Slime Splatter
Berserker
Doomsday
Nuke
Genesis
Ragnarok
Narwhal Tamer
Cat Tamer
Learner
Blacksmith
Pervert
Level Builder
Get a player up to level 10.
Power Leveler
Get a player up to level 20.
Level Grinder
Get a player up to level 30.
Artist
Creditor
Check out the credits page.
Helper
Complete 10 sidequests.
Tasker
Complete 20 sidequests.
Quester
Complete all sidequests.
Treasure Hunter
Find all treasure chests in town.
Forest Treasure
Find all treasure chests in Vegetable Forest.
Pirate Treasure
Find all treasure chests in Rock Lake.
Frozen Treasure
Find all treasure chests in Glacier Valley.
Ancient Treasure
Find all treasure chests in Kitten Ruins.
Burnt Treasure
Find all treasure chests in Volcano Peak.
Beast Tamer
Scan 25 foes.
Beast Hunter
Scan 50 foes.
Beast Scholar
Scan all foes.
Hoarder
Save up 10,000 gold.
Banker
Save up 50,000 gold.
Nouveau Riche
Save up 250,000 gold.
Greedy Cat
Get 80 points in the first minigame.
Fat Cat
Get 130 points in the first minigame.
Narwhal Rider
Get 80 points in the second minigame.
Narwhal Surfer
Get 130 points in the second minigame.
Card Flipper
Get a time under 100 in the third minigame.
Card Wizard
Get a time under 75 in the third minigame.
Skeleton Proof
Get 150 points in the fourth minigame.
Skeleton Killer
Get 200 points in the fourth minigame.
Rock Dodger
Get 110 points in the fifth minigame.
Untouchable
Get 170 points in the fifth minigame.