Blast some beats.
Add your own music.
Like a walk through the park.
Finish level 1 on easy difficulty.
Are you getting serious yet?
Finish level 1 on medium difficulty.
Now the real fun starts.
Finish level 1 on hard difficulty.
Keep them coming.
Play enemy mode.
What the heck are those?
Play fortress mode.
Did we play this somewhere else?
Play asteroid mode.
Well congratulations I guess.
Finish all levels on easy difficulty.
You sure showed them.
Finish all level on medium difficulty.
You have earned developers respect.
Finish all levels on hard difficulty.
Blast em up.
Destroy 10 enemy waves.
Nothing I can't handle.
Destroy 50 enemy waves.
I should get a badge or something.
Destroy 100 enemy waves.
So much fun.
Destroy 500 enemy waves.
Destroy 10 of them.
Destroy 10 enemy ships.
Destroy 50 of them.
Destroy 50 enemy ships.
Destroy 100 enemies.
Destroy 100 enemy ships.
Destroy 500 enemies.
Destroy 500 enemy ships.
It's a Piñata boys.
Destroy 1000 enemy ships.
You actually survived in space.
Destroy 5000 enemy ships.
First one is the hardest or is it?
Kill Hazzard.
Glad we got that over with.
Kill Narder.
Heh, she was kinda lovely.
Kill Xila.
Bloody bugs.
Kill Eldon.
Saving the best for the last.
Kill Emperor.
What do we got here?
Unlock bonus on single ship.
Keep up the good work.
Unlock all bonuses on single ship.
The unlock-er.
Unlock bonuses on all ships.
Spend that money.
Spend ability upgrade point.
Spend some more money.
Spend 20 ability upgrade points.
We are rich.
Spend 50 ability upgrade points.
New stuff, awesome.
Spend player upgrade point.
More new stuff, awesome again.
Spend 50 player upgrade points.
My ships looks so good now.
Spend 100 player upgrade points.
Pimp my ship.
Spend 250 player upgrade points.
Keep pressing those buttons.
Use laser 20 times.
The effects are exquisite.
Use laser 50 times.
Keep the pressure.
Use laser 100 times.
Don't you ever run out of ammo?
Use laser 250 times.
Barrage under way.
Use homing missiles 20 times.
I love this attack.
Use homing missiles 50 times.
You can't hide from these.
Use homing missiles 100 times.