Cardinal Sin
Kill an endangered cardinal, but not in real life.
Stumped!
Get a squirrel to swap out an item on the town's tree stump
It's in the Song!
Die, and get it out of the way.
Good for Gamblin'
Meet Booger Myers and his piggy wagon.
Hammer Smith
Upgrade any piece of gear to +4.
Bless this Mess
Bless any piece of gear at the church to +5.
Failure at Fourteen
Fail any mission where possible.
A Winner is You!
Beat the game.
You're STILL a Cleric!
Beat NG+
Holy Moly!
Reach level 13 to fill your prayer book.
Loaded
Amass $1000. Wee Hoo!
Surfin' Cleric
Play guitar with the Booger Myers Band.
You're.. Just a Wizard?!
Buy a wand from the enterprising wizard.
Space Maker
Sell something to the shop and free up a spot in your backpack.
Big Spender
Buy something worth $300 or more.
River Monster
Kill a Giant Catfish.
The Real Deal
Kill the demon super boss!!
Gold Medal
Pick up a gold-level piece of gear.
Statastical!
Build your total stats to 50 or more!
How's it Feel?!
Kill the cult leader with any dagger.
Punch n' Judy
Kill the albino bat with your bare fists.
Bow and Widow
Kill the black widow with any bow or crossbow.
Holy Hardcore!
Beat the game in Hardcore mode. Yikes!