Stop Hitting Yourself! Stop Hitting Yourself!
Hit the swat van with one of it's own bazooka blasts.
Buzz Off!
Beat Dash in Insektia without taking any damage.
Traitors!
Defeat Mechano using only his own missiles.
Leap Of Faith
Get the first crown in Sukochi.
Chatty Cathys
See all the dialogue scenes in Heartless Abyss.
Lineage of Tyranny
Read all of the portrait descriptions of Crow's Lineage in his wing at the Villain Museum.
Harbinger Of Doom
Unlock Farrah's Folly.
Good Advice
Farrahs For Days
Office Romance
Speed Run
Complete Rattletrack Rails without dying.
Drop The Axe
What You Always Wanted
Get the bad ending.
True Friends
Get the good ending.
Virtuoso
Unlock all the music for the Jukebox.
King Crow
Find all the crowns in the game.
100%
Unlock all upgrades, view all endings, find all the vinyls, and collect all the crowns in the game.
Feeling Punchy
Defeat 20 enemies with punches.
Punchsplosion!
Defeat 50 enemies with punches.
Punchmageddon
Defeat 100 enemies with punches.
Grenadier
Defeat 20 enemies with grenades.
Combustalicious
Defeat 50 enemies with grenades.
Oh, The Huge Manatee!
Defeat 100 enemies with grenades.
New Exhibit
Defeat the Treble Rangers at the Villain Museum.
The Dating Game
Existential Terror
Do Not Pass Go
Bedside Manner
Had a long conversation with your upgrade station S.T.A.B.I.L.E
Chomped!
Found the hidden monster at the villain museum.
Implicated
Read all 16 terminals in Adept Co. and discover who funded the sinister organization.
The True Mastermind
Achieve S-Ranks on all stages.
Dark Hearted
Jerk With a Heart of Gold
Dark Pact
Honored the terms of your dark pact with Kaptain Man.
War Machine
Buy every upgrade in the upgrade shop.
Buster Run
Beat the game without buying a single upgrade.
Stick and Move
Defeat Guryon in Winterdown without getting hit once.
Talk to the Hand
Defeat Mack at Adept Co. without getting hit once.
Scrooge
Counting any amount spent, gather a grand total of 10,000 lucre.
The Purple Pauper
Beat the game having collected less than 1,000 lucre.
Up close and personal
Beat any stage by only punching, without firing a single long ranged weapon.
Technological Superiority
Beat Dash, Guryon and the 8-bit heroes without dying or taking damage at the Bramble Flats.
Butterfingers
As a result of being defeated, dropped a princess.
Feeling Motivated!
Listened to the heroes entire motivational speech at Bramble flats.