The Singer
Defeat all of the song enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
The Winner
Defeat User, the boss of the Corruption stage and the final boss of the game.
The Pacifist
Open the exit of a level without damaging any enemies.
The Browser
Defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage.
The Gamer
Defeat You, the boss of the Game stage.
The Runner
Get chased by folders for 30 seconds straight.
The Reckless
Run into enemies ten times on a level.
The Spender
Buy and use everything in a shop.
The Nonconformist
Reach and defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage, without using any files.
The Destroyer
Achieve 20 DMG.
The Compromiser
Defeat Recycle Bin, the boss of the Desktop stage, without moving too far away from it.
The Indestructible
Reach and defeat Recycle Bin, the boss of the Desktop stage, without taking damage.
The Follower
Defeat all of the tank enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
The Demolisher
Use ten killhack.exe's in a run.
The Banker
Achieve 9999 bits.
The Typist
Collect all four mouse items.
The Hesitant
Reach and defeat Wizard, the boss of the Downloads stage, with Tune.
The Lunatic
Defeat all of the chat enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
The Mindful
Be damaged down to one RAM.
The Cleaner
Defeat ten enemies after using ratehack.exe.
The Resistant
Reach and defeat Wizard, the boss of the Downloads stage, while being at 1/3 RAM or less for the entire stage.
The Packager
Defeat all of the archive enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
The Enlightened
Reach and defeat User, the boss of the Corruption stage, without spending any bits.
The Refiner
Hurt five enemies with one explosion.
The Sniper
Reach and defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage, with Web.
The Triumphant
Reach and defeat User, the boss of the Corruption stage, with Creeper.
The Estimator
Reach and defeat You, the boss of the Game stage, with Val.
The Perfectionist
Defeat all of the installer enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
The Overachiever
Double the player's initial RAM before the end of the Desktop stage.
The Insistent
Defeat all of the like enemies on a level without taking damage from any of them.
The Optimizer
Use the Shortcut item ten times in one level.
The Hoarder
Max out a stat.
The Traveler
Defeat Router, the boss of the Internet stage, without taking damage.
The Enraged
Knock an enemy back substantially.
The Daredevil
Defeat a Corruption stage enemy on the first level.
The Incompetent
Use ten pushhack.exe's in a run.
The Commander
Use ten allyhack.exe's in a run.
The Apathetic
Defeat a total of 500 enemies and 20 bosses.
The Resourceful
Use the HACK.EXE item 20 times in a run.
The Impatient
Use the Hoverboard item 100 times in a run.
The Loser
Lose 50 times.