Tea Leaf
Attempted to break into every caravan in Lakeside Holiday Camp
Wrong Number
Spent time waiting for a call
The End
Completed the game
Completionist
Triggered all of the story in the game
Graffiti Artist
Found all the Chads
Bibliophile
Read all of the Bittern books
Radio Enthusiast
Listened to all the radios before doing anything else
Lost
Read all of the You Are Here maps
Howard's Train
Spent time playing with Howard's train set
Trainspotter
Noted all of the train numbers
Perpetual Motion
Rode the Witches Hat for two minutes
Moonwalker
Simulated walking backwards for fifty seconds
Backtracker
Used the hidden paths to return to each area in the game
Open Ended
Reached Stephen's bunker without ending any other story arc
Hypochondriac
Arrived and left Wade's surgery many, many times
Ready Meal
Made some tasty meals using the power of nuclear energy
Last Orders
Waited for a pint at The Stars and The Whistler
Passive Observer
Discovered the power of interactivity by doing nothing at all