Earth Must Die
These moronic Terranoids think they can just roll in here and take over my beautiful Tyrythian kingdom? The kingdom that I built from the ground up with my bare hands, and only sort of inherited from my dear, sweet, extremely dead father? This is complete bullsh*t, and I'm going to make them dead.
Wistful Thinking
Examine Tyryth
Bookworm
Read some historical lore before you need to
Dedicated
Leave no stone unturned in the Sex Shop
Bum Note
Ruin Skwid’s keynote speech
Buzzcut
Kill an audience member during Skwid’s keynote speech
Gagster
Listen to Skwid’s atrocious pun
Brace yourself, Rodney
Drop the chandelier
I have invented a manoeuvre
Trial the use of a bold gantech-enhanced formation
Over-Keen
Try to go to Earth too soon
Rude
Ignore Krall
Up Close and Personal
Inspect an orgy
That’s the Brooch!
Call Zarlaph through first time
No Fury
Irritate Betsy so much she tries to kill you
Stupid Terranoid Doors
Try to open a Terranoid door
Fabricated
Finish the game
- Developer
- Size Five Games
- Publisher
- No More Robots
- Genres
- Adventure, RPG
- Modes
- Single-player
- Released
- 27 Jan 2026