Blatant Self-Promotion
Purchase a copy of The Warlock of Firetop Mountain
Brace Positions
Accidentally cause the Tormentor to crash the plane
Breakfast of Champions
Have some cereal
Cassette Clue
Listen to a mysterious message on a cassette tape
Coffee Snob
Ignore work to drink coffee
Cultured Hero
'Enjoy' Lloyd Web Andrews' latest musical
Death by Pop Culture
Decide to quote a movie instead of rescuing a child
Dinocide
Accuse dinosaurs of murder
Dog-Gone
Cause a chain-reaction of exploding dogs
I'm Eggscellent!
Complete the Eggscellent challenge
Laser Cut Oats
Prepare some porridge with a laser-powered device
Lifesaver
Prevent an assassination attempt on the president's life
Mental Toast
Psychically place some bread in the toaster
My Weakness!
Discover Illya Karpov
Next Time, Hero! Next Time!
Save the world from the Titanium Cyborg's plot
Not My Problem!
Continue working after a horrible accident
Not So Smart, Huh?
Defeat the Macro Brain
Nothing But Strangers Out There
Throw a scalding flask out the window onto passersby
Nothing But the Tooth
Interrogate Porcelain Percy
Once Bitten, Twice... RUN!
Run away from the Reincarnation
Rock Solid
Pike out on the Devastator fight
Smells Wonderful
Find a situation to use your Aroma Emulator
Super Houdini
Escape from the submarine's Ejection Chamber
The Happiest Place
Spend some time at Wisneyland
Three Day Weekend!
Get suspended from work for a day
Well Done
Accidentally barbecue someone to death
You're HOW Old?
Meet Gerry the Grass in person
You're So Vain
Give your costume the once over before you leave for work
Your Call Is Important To Us
Call up a very busy Tinmando Games
Your Own Medicine
Defeat the Poisoner with his own poison