I'm attacking the darkness
Gleobryn misses 100 times with fireballs
BBQ on Anthos
Beat the game with Bolax and Gleobryn
Chococalypse 2014
All party members covered in chocolate at once
Oh, didn't see you there
Complete the game without skipping any video and dialogue cutscenes
Do you even lift bro?
Bolax kills 20 enemies while his rage attack is activated
Cock Gobbler
Bolax eats a hot Fluffers dinner
Friendship is magic!
Gleobryn kills 50 enemys while mounted on Fluffers & eats 10 hot Fluffers dinners
I kick ass for the lord!
Complete the game with Gleobryn on single player
Lime Party
Both Gleobryn and Bolax were tea-bagged by Big Kahuna while Rose avoided such an unwholesome fate
Make it Rain
Rose collects 25 bags of gold
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting
Beat Ziegfield and Rohan without using a continue
Rat Queen
Beat the game with Rose on single player
The Running Man
Complete the game without using a continue
Short distance low-bar hurdler
You bought, installed, and started the game
Tripod
Three players selected at start screen
What are the controls again?
Complete the game without using special attack
White Men Can't Jump
Complete the game without jumping