Gnome Hunter
Hunt and kill the most dangerous game
Done With This Game
Beat the game with 100% items and 100% map
Fruit Power
Kill five deathballs with fruit
Bombing Run
Perform five Falcon Dives without touching the ground
Looters' Pinata
Kill a bat, eat the candy
Potato Salad
Beat the game
Beware My Fists
Finish a morg man with Vienna's Lion Strike
Tweaker
Stay in blitz for 60 seconds straight
Jacques Cousteau
Find the treasure in the water cavern in the Chasm
Karma's a Blerrrrch
Get looted by an imp, then get your loot back
Pancakes!
Get squished by a door or masher
Boot Camp Hero
Defeat all four obstacle courses
They Had to Die
Kill all the peochs in the Castle Looter Peoch Pit
Access Denied
Destroy 5 missiles by hitting them
Here Kitty, Kitty
Find all of Captain Cuddles' training spots
Elevator Music
Kill the Golem without killing any of the eyelors
Will o' the Wisp
Destroy 5 missiles with wisp
Blumuwat Massacre
Kill 3 of these guys
French Revolution
Decapitate 100 morg minions
Forgot to Block
Defeat Looter without using the shield
Carrie
Defeat Oraskue with only fireballs
Location, Location, Location
Discover the Hidden Shop
Wisp Whisperer
Have five wisps with you at one time
Ludicrous Speed
Run as fast as the game allows
Happens to Everyone
Die once to the Red Warlock
Moby Dick
Complete the game with Abridged mode off
Ain't Nobody Got Time For That
Beat the game in under two hours
Victory Lap
Beat the game a second time
Pop!
Pop a squidly with Brent's Lunge attack