GlitchSPANKR
GlitchSPANKR is a comedy-driven narrative adventure full of secrets, chaos, minigames, and unexpected choices. Spank, spare, or smooch your way through a corrupted 90s game haunted by a lonely, unstable virus. Every level is different. Every choice matters. Your future is in your wiggly hand.
The Glitch Spanker
Spank your first glitch!
Guardian Angel
Protect Spunk in Old_Friends without taking any damage.
No Friend of Mine
Make a large effort to betray Spunk in Excitement
Spank Saber
Get a perfect score in Le Spanke Petite
Sir Spanksalot
Win the Booty_Defense level with all you tiny people alive!
Not a Friend
Break the "Friend" sign in Friend_Or_Foe
Lil Sweetie
Collect your first Lil' Jam
Blackout
Break 20 lights. But why?? Someone has to replace those, you know?
When in Doubt
Press F in Smoochies when prompted
My Special Stick
Use the Spankulator in SPANKR HQ to customize your stick
The Last Supper
Complete the secret Cheata handheld game
Spankers Anon
Find your way into the Spankers Saviors group
Dork Souls
Survive BossFight without getting hit
Cheeter
Cheat in the Reversed level
Serial Spanker
Get the max combo in Party Time
Location Unknown
Discover a secret location outside of the game
Money Bags
Hold over 1000 SpankrShards
The Puppeteer
Meet Luthereon face to face
Revenge Me
Get the Kissem ending
Something After all
Get the Lovers ending
Family Man
Get the Lonely ending
Darn Le Pew
Get the Nemesis ending
Darned DLC
Get the Magic ending
Spernked
Get the Mom ending
Bombastic
Get the Frenemy ending
Party Pooper
You ruined some childhood memories. Nice.
Rootin Tootin Smoochin
Reach a Score of 1800 at the shooting gallery at the carnival
Can't Spank This
Avoid getting spanked in Payback
Lip Muscles
Ring the bell at the carnival
Quitters Never Win
Find the lost developer
Spanker
Spank 100 objects
Spankaholic
Spank 1000 objects or times
Spank-master
Spank 10,000 things
Booty Breaker
Break all booties in Le Spanke Petite
FIRE!!!
Trigger the fire alarm in the HQ
The Final Glitch Spankr
Release your friends
At Last, It Is Done
Finally spank a booty
Buddy Boy
Get the Rare Pupper
5 Star Chef
Get Le Pew a 5 star rating in Dinner_Eating
Greedy
Get all chests in Magic
Obsessive
Obsessively get all chests in Busted
Quest King's Reign
End the Quest King's reign of terror
Sadist
Punish Spunk 15 times in Paddlin'
Determination
Break a furniture in Time_Consuming by hand only
It's All Come to This
Open the Boss Door
Can i fits?
Fall into the vent on purpose. Yes, you're stuck now
Fall of FATHER
Defeat and contain FATHER
Professional Thug
Break $50k worth of goods in Le Pew's house
- Developer
- Mahelyk, TheClassifiedX
- Publisher
- Black Lantern Collective, TheClassifiedX
- Genres
- Adventure, Casual
- Modes
- Single-player
- Released
- 15 Oct 2025