Alone in the Light
You have lit up all the torches in level 2!
Delightful Person!
You have plunged level 2 back into darkness!
Junk Dealer
You have examined 50 pieces of furniture.
Germaphobe!
Better safe than sorry — you washed your hands before and after using the bathroom!
Mortality!
You have achieved 5 consecutive Flawless Victories.
First Blood!
You bit the dust for the first time (… let’s hope it’s the last!)
Punch Express!
You wiped out an enemy with a single hit... someone had issues, huh?
Like a thief!
5 sneak attacks landed: deadly, silent, and smooth like a shadow!
Dark So... is nothing!
We thought it was impossible, but you managed to die during the very first tutorial. Congrats!
2-Thor's Pride!
You aced that maniac’s tutorial like a true champ!
Rock, Paper, Scissors!
You won at Sun, Wind, Ice, Dragon, Volcano on your first try.
Not Even at Scopa!
You lost at Sun, Wind, Ice, Dragon, Volcano 5 times.
Like a (mini) Boss!
You devoured the first arena without flinching! Who can stop you now?
A Mentalist
You passed Pacfructogahr’s test on your first try! Be honest... are you psychic?
Disciple of the Chosen One
You dodged every fireball in the maze — not a single hair singed!
A Screaming Brain
You nailed the number puzzle on the first shot! Orcobel Math Prize incoming!
Loot Hungry
Admit it: you’re a simple adventurer. See chest. Open chest. Period.
Ghost
You crept through the Orcish School without getting spotted once!
Superghost!
You cleared the entire Orcish School level without ever being spotted (rats don’t count)!
Perfect Maid
The goblins cleaned the toilets and made all the beds in Level 27! How did you even manage that?
Long Playing
You’ve "sung" all the verses of the song!
Jouster
Achievement without context, who knows, knows!
Gorilla
You beat that infernal Amidakuji on the first try — only true pros can!
Marauder!
You looted those 4 sad little goblin miners. Feel proud?
Chop baby chop!
You wrecked the 3 Grand Trees of the clearing and made Big Joan swoon!
The Clearing Reborn!
You freed all the Forest Spirits!
Like a Boss!
You steamrolled all opponents in the second arena without a breather! Legend!
Spin Doctor
You completed the spinning path on your first try!
Undead Influencer
You took a selfie with the skeletons, earning yourself a place of honor in their (non-beating) hearts.
Master of Roastball
You won the Roastball challenge on your first attempt.
Ghost Protocol
You wiped out every enemy on level 40 without being seen.
Mercy Unseen
On level 40 you spared at least three enemies without getting caught. A soft heart in a stealthy body!
Mad Dog!
You obliterated all those enemies in a single raging fight on level 40. Respect!
Heir of Garrett
You freed Paloma, completed her quest without getting caught, and didn’t whine too much: bravo!
Napoletone!
You listened to all the motivational speeches from that slightly unhinged wizard!
I Want to Be a Firefighter!
Not even a single burn in Level 42 — flames are nothing to you!
Alchemist!
You wore 5 clinking potions on your belt!
Ultimate Ecologist!
Not a single tree chopped down during your journey! Don’t forget to recycle the game after playing!
Elite Camper
You are ready to camp forever in a vintage shooter!
Orc Friend
You’ve discovered the joy of being smelly, green, and accepted for who you are.
Clean Sweep
You emptied the vault and steamrolled the staff. Lethal efficiency!
Crystite Couture
You obtained every piece of Crystite armor! Bonus: a polishing cloth included!
Champion of Champions
You dominated all three arenas! You deserve a statue atop a grand staircase!
Form *
You obtained Pass O-38 by surviving the entire Ministry of Madness without going nuts!
Blue Screen of Death
100% Crash Guaranteed!
Everything. Every. Thing!
You finished the game as an Explorer. Every corner, every puzzle, every speck of dust!
Supreme Lorekeeper
You completed the game as a Resolver. The devs thank you for reading all that stuff!
Total Mayhem!
You finished the game as a Destroyer. Not even a microbe survived your wrath!
Antiquarian!
You have uncovered all seven ancient Relics!
Supreme Archivist
Now you know all the lore… of Lando Lore!