Reward Finder
Find one reward block.
Reward Scavenger
Find five reward blocks.
Reward Searcher
Find fifteen reward blocks.
Reward Hunter
Find thirty reward blocks.
Reward... who am I kidding, no one will ever get this one
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)
Game Over
You lose at MMO.
Placer of Blocks
Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.
Dragon Builder
Finish all of Draco's quests.
Reach Level 2
Woo!
Reach Level 3
Woo!!
Reach Level 4
WOOOOO!!!!
Reach Level 5
Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.
Braiiiiins
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).
/credits
Pretend to read the credits.
Options Hero
Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.
When you are Potato, anything is possible!
Become potato for great glory of national party!
You should probably get tested
After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.
Model Citizen
Join a town.
Not forever alone
Be popular and admired.
Hoarder
Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.
Please hang up and try again
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.
Important Wiki Edits
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.
Trade
Complete a trade with another player.
Be the Developer
Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.