Cleared Orientation
You've successfully finished the Childrens Orientation Course, and received an Economy ticket.
Premium Economy upgrade
You've upgraded to Premium Economy, earning you the right to act pompously and look down upon standard economy Tourists.
Business Class upgrade
A Business Class ticket allows you to fulfill your priveleged entitlement, without actually being rich or successful.
First Class upgrade
A First Class ticket qualifies you to be annoyed by a whole new social class of idiots.
Living life on easy mode
You've cleared all Tours on Easy difficulty.
Life's hard
You've cleared all Tours on Hard difficulty. You beast.
Sightseeing - Metagate E36
You've discovered all the sights of Metagate E36.
Sightseeing - Metro Mexicano
You've discovered all the sights of Metro Mexicano. Buen trabajo!
Sightseeing - New Amsterdam
You've discovered all the sights of New Amsterdam. Disgusting.
Sightseeing - Terra Feralis
You've discovered all the sights of Terra Feralis. Goodonya, digger!
Sightseeing - Hicksville
You've discovered all the sights of Hicksville. Git 'er done!
Sightseeing - Hell
You've discovered all the sights of Hell. Don't worry, you'll be back to visit eventually.
Burning Plastic
Killed 300 Living Sex Dolls with fire.
The First Rule
Killed 200 Luchadore's with melee.
Like a BOSS
Killed 10 boss class enemies.
Services To Humanity
Drove off Disco Mime 3 times.
Haemo-Bogan
Killed 300 Ferals with explosives.
Toot Toot
Discovered the haunted train whistle.
Not Chuchuk
Discovered the Stallions secret...