Basic Training
Finish the game on Normal difficulty or harder.
First Mission
Finish the game on Survival difficulty or harder.
War Hero
Finish the game on Veteran difficulty or harder.
Commando
Finish the game on Unfriendly difficulty.
Passing Grade
Finish the game with a B rank or higher.
A Student
Finish the game with an A rank or higher.
Honor Roll
Finish the game with an S rank.
Somewhat Impressive!
Finish the game on Normal or harder with an S rank.
Slightly Staggering!
Finish the game on Survival or harder with an S rank.
Soundly Shocking!
Finish the game on Veteran or harder with an S rank.
Simply Stupendous!
Finish the game on Unfriendly with an S rank.
Streamlined
Finish the game without opening the tool chest.
Reckless
Finish the game without saving.
Tapeless
Finish the game without using any duct tape.
Simplicity
Finish the game with only the Stenographer.
Survivor
Finish the game without healing.
Sugar Rush
It Doesn't Work
Hospitality
Cheater's Reward
Play with all cheats active.
Treasure Hunt
Mercy
Escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood without defeating the boss.
Resurrection
Defeat the boss and escape the Unfriendly Neighborhood.
A Breath of Fresh Air
Make your way out of the offices.
The Trusty Wrench
Find the pipe wrench.
Learn Your ABCs
Find the Stenographer.
Loquacious
Find the Novelist.
A Powerful Point
Find some Punctuations.
Pure Rhetorical Power
Find the Conclusion.
Looking in the Mirror
A Purging Tide
A Star of Light
A Dog's Best Friend
Music for Four Hands
Scratched
Find a cheat tape.
Worn Out
Find five cheat tapes.
Morning
A new day dawns.
One More Season
Gordon helped the show come back.
Canceled Yet Again
Gordon rejected Ricky's offer.
Unfinished Work
Gordon left work early.
Neighborhorde Veteran
Unlocked all Neighborhorde stages.
Neighborhorde Family
Unlocked all Neighborhorde characters.
Final Mystery
Later is now.