...of Mockery
Insult one Elder.
...of Animosity
Insult 10 Elders.
...of Hostility
Insult all Elders.
...of Whackamoleity
Get a perfect score in Whack-an-angel.
...of Audacity
Insult 10 Elders in the same timeline.
...of Brewery
Give Elder 7 every type of coffee possible.
...of Paradoxicality
Give Brokk a nosebleed.
...of Discontinuity
Make Gerardiel shut up.
...of Melody
Listen to every song.
...of Snackery
Have a cookie.
...of Connectivity
Open a network of portals between every realm.
...of Efficiency
Finish the game by rewinding 30 times or less.
...of Celebrity
Listen to yourself on the radio.
...of Generosity
Give Satan a gift.
...of Omnisciency
Freak out Puriel.
...of Holiness
Meet every Holy Spirit.
...of Artistry
Look at 20 pieces of art adjacent stuff.
...of Unbelievability
See crazy nonsense everywhere.
...of Theory
Learn everything.
...of Vanity
Fill out your wardrobe.
...of Verbosity
Call everyone.
...of Modularity
Install the wardrobe module.
...of Sentimentality
Install the Holy Site Sentimenterer.
...of Upgradability
...of Fully Upgradability
Get all watch upgrades.
...of Sensibility
Watch every divine memory.
...of Mortality
Die in 5 different ways.
...of Philanthropy
Help Mike Cobbles.
...of Mythology
...of Humanity
...of Purgatory
...of Salary
Pay for services rendered.
...of Agility
Skydive to all locations without hitting any dogs.
...of Craftability
...of Heroity
Save heaven.
...of Inquiry
Read every book.