Petty Thief
You have stolen a meagre amount of things. Congratulations
Burglar
You can now call yourself a true burglar. Your parents would be proud.
Prolific Robber
You have made a name for yourself. Rumours swirl about your existance.
International Crime Lord
You have amassed a fortune of illicit funds. Your name evokes fear in the eyes of the idle wealthy.
Thug
You have broken a few things and made people sad. Good job.
Vandal
You have destroyed a lot of stuff. People are getting annoyed.
Bull in a China Shop
You have become well-known for destroying everything that you come across.
Master of Destruction
You destroy with reckless abandon. Fragility must be shattered. The whole made many. You are on a crusade of chaos and nothing stands in your way.
Apprentice Infiltrator
You have begun the journey to become an infiltrator. Go unseen.
Intermediate Infiltrator
You are well on your way to mastering infiltration. You tread lightly, and keep hidden.
Master Infiltrator
You have become a ghost. Clouds obscure your form. You leap like a frog and disappear like an apparition.
Apprentice Strongman
You have begun the journey to become a strongman. Go smash.
Intermediate Strongman
You getting good strong. Powerful yes. Big strength.
Master Strongman
Strong now. Not think. Lift, smash, throw.
Apprentice Mastermind
You have begun the journey to become a mastermind. Go plot.
Intermediate Mastermind
Your brain has grown to 1.5x its previous size. You feel as though you're on the cusp of mastering your intellect.
Master Mind
You have achieved the Master Mind. You can multiply large numbers in your head. You see reality in code. You are concerned that your brain may be leaking out of your head slightly.
Can't have a crap in detroit
Steal someone's toilet. You monster.
No Driver's License
Steal a vehicle. You don't know how to drive.
Illegal Parking
Steal 5 vehicles. You still don't have a license.
Grand Theft Auto
Steal 25 cars. And you did it without ever disabling the parking brakes. Impressive.
We have gold at home
Steal 5 gold bars. All of them fake.
Black Market
Human Trafficking
Organ Harvester
Extra Terrestrial Theft
Sweet, a helicopter
Get out of Jail Free
Free a friend from the police van after they mess up and get busted.
Audacious
You'll never catch me alive
Escape from the police after they are called to the scene.
Everything but the... Nevermind
Steal the kitchen sink
Big Haul
Steal a big haul of more than 30 items. Where do you fit it all?
Huge Haul
Steal a huge haul of more than 60 items. I think that's enough now.
Legendary Haul
Steal a legendary haul of more than 100 items. Your name will live on in history.
Goal-Oriented
Complete 3 mission objectives. Keep this up and we'll make a lot of money together.
Thirst for Crime
Complete 10 mission objectives. You really like following orders don't you?
Criminal Lackey
Complete 25 mission objectives. You're an obedient asset to the criminal underworld.
That shrinking feeling
What's that wolf doing in my VR?
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
The Price of a Soul
Smoother than Silk
