The Biggest Blackest Funky Pop!
There are now multiple legitimate ways to get this...
Funky Pop!
Found a Funky Pop collectible in the overworld.
Kasia, wróć!
She's never coming back...
Coming Out of the Closet
You got caught...
No More Baby!
Tyrone Jr. managed to get out of bounds and fell to his death. You should have shut the door behind you...
Early Adopter
You played the game during Early Access. Don't be too harsh on it...
Billiards Pro
That's not actually how you play the game.
Oops...
Out of Bounds
You found your first mythic rare Funky Pop. Nice!
Genocide
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 81 seconds.
Not Jesus
The Trash Man
No Escape
Zoil Skip
Perform the 'Zoil Skip'.
Clocking In
Played for 8 consecutive hours without crashing. Impressive! Quitting or playing Snitch games will reset the timer.
Saving Lives
You put on the mask. Good. Now never take it off...
Hard Victory
Beat Cuck Souls on hard mode... Impressive.
Flawless Victory
Beat Cuck Souls without taking damage.
myspacebarisbroken
Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling.
Godlike
Beat Cuck Souls without ever rolling, or taking damage. Insane.
Nerfed
Beat Cuck Souls.
跑酷
你在这干嘛 ?
I'm Gay!
You identify as Gay.
I'm Bisexual!
You identify as Bisexual.
Full of Pride
Discovered the meaning of "Pride".
Locked Up
Seven Hundo
And you can't even do seven...
Gang Stalked
Baby Grabber
Put him down... Put him down!
Room 503
Hm...
Genocide, But Faster
Complete Chapter 1 of Anime Girl Genocide within 46 seconds.
My Masterpiece
Create your first piece of art.
The Heist
Makin' Bacon
Wasted 50 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Betrayal
Paid in Full
Making a Mess
That's going to be a nightmare to clean up... Whatever, not your problem.
System Error
What more would you expect from outsourced code?
Pig Roast
Wasted 100 pigs during Tyrone's Arrest.
Genocide v2
Complete Chapter 2 of Anime Girl Genocide within 50 seconds.
Simpin' Ain't Easy
If you don't dig the simpin' I could really care less.
Walk A Mile In...
Someone else's shoes.
High Voltage
This isn't safe...
Sneed
The Spirit of Christmas
Discovered the true meaning of Christmas.
Push It
Push the button. A lot.
Stuck
Idiot...
My New Friend
Who said you can't buy friendship?
Art Connoisseur
Own the complete Hunter Bedin collection of art.
The "Other" Plane
Red Rocket
I dub thee... "Red Rocket"
Cuck-ception
Play Cuckold Simulator inside of Cuckold Simulator...
New Whip
Feels new, anyway...
Jackpot!
1000 Tickets! Wahoo!
Practice Makes Perfect
I'll do better next time...
Eyes In The Sky
Fixed the drone.
Never Forget
Terminated
Terminated from your job at GloboCorp.
Beer Exploit
Are you even going to drink them all?
Corrupted
It was only a matter of time...
Night Duty
Worked at night.
Demon
No Call No Show
Skipped a day of work... How could you?
The Pact
The Great Escape
Movin' n Groovin'
Show off your moves.
Strange Device
What are it's motives?
Funky Pop Connoisseur
Collected all 15 Funky Pops. Wowza!
Hangman
_ _ _ _ _ _
Pain in My...
Hard at work, or hard at work?
Loved and Lost
Not again...
Well Informed
Read all of the Pulse News stories.
I'm Blue
You suddenly feel smarter than you actually are...
CORN
Played CORN.
Burn The Witch
The evil artefact has been destroyed...
The Ladies Room
Kitchen Staff Only
Deleted
Jet Set
It kinda looks like a toilet...
Broken
Least insane woman.
It's Beautiful
Designed by Timothy, Age 6
Patricide
