Impaler Gold
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Victory
Complete all stages and defeat the boss
You Can Do Better
Score over 1,000
That's More Like It
Score over 5,000
10K Magic
Score over 10,000
Master of Arms
Unlock all weapons
Quick Learner
Unlock all upgrades
Spike Jump
Jump on top of a flying enemy
Mighty Offering
Deliver an offering without pushing it.
High Life
Score 20,000 or more 5 times
Master Spiker
Complete the game with less than 5 gun kills
Dry Run
Complete the game without spike kills
Do a Barrel Roll
Kill 5 enemies using exploding barrels
It's Getting Hot In Here
Overheat your weapon 10 times during a single run
Monster Kill
Slay every type of monster
Heavy Foot
Stomp and kill 3 enemies at once
Deadeye
Kill 6 enemies during bullet time
Victory II
Complete the game on Hard
Victory III
Complete the game on Nightmare
Shishkabob
Impale a flying enemy with a spike.
High Stakes
Kill a Warden (the monster on a pillar) with a stake projectile.
Perfect Victory
Complete the collectathon mode without missing a single timer.
Tower Champion
Complete the collectathon mode.
Speed Demon
Complete the collectathon mode in under 13 minutes."