Jetboard Joust
orangecrushedspine's Progress
survivor
defeat all enemies in a level
protector
complete a level with a 100% survival rate
grim reaper
get a combo of five or more
devastator
get a combo of ten or more
board to death
defeat 12 enemies in one jetboard attack
scavenger
retrieve cash from a lost jetsuit
saviour
save a baby from abduction
money bags
have 10,000 coins in the bank
treasure hunter
unlock a treasure chamber
pest control
defeat the 'stinger' boss
fish supper
defeat the 'snapper' boss
arachnophobia
defeat the 'spinner' boss
early bird
defeat the 'squirmer' boss
sucker punch
defeat the 'grappler' boss
buzz kill
defeat the 'stinger' boss in under 75s
flash fried
defeat the 'snapper' boss in under 150s
sushi to go
defeat the 'grappler' in under 260s
buzz off
beat the 'stinger' with your default weapon
fish in a barrel
beat the 'snapper' with your default weapon
itsy bitsy
beat the 'spinner' with your default weapon
conquer the worm
beat the 'squirmer' with your default weapon
disappearing ink
beat the 'grappler' with your default weapon
bulletproof level 1
get a x500 killstreak
bulletproof level 2
get a x1000 killstreak
bulletproof level 3
get a x2000 killstreak
bulletproof level 4
get a x3000 killstreak
speed-freak level 1
complete a level in stinger's world under 140s
speed-freak level 2
complete a level in snapper's world under 140s
speed-freak level 3
complete a level in spinner's world under 180s
speed-freak level 4
complete a level in squirmer's world under 210s
speed-freak level 5
complete a level in grappler's world under 260s
shotgun maestro
get 500 kills with the shotgun
gatling maestro
get 500 kills with the gatling gun
uzi9mm maestro
get 500 kills with the uzi9mm
jetboard prodigy
get 50 kills with the jetboard
jetboard maestro
get 500 kills with the jetboard
flamethrower maestro
get 500 kills with the flamethrower
grenade maestro
get 500 kills with the grenade launcher
r.p.g. maestro
get 500 kills with the r.p.g.
plasma maestro
get 500 kills with the plasma rifle
pulse maestro
get 500 kills with the pulse cannon
particle maestro
get 500 kills with the particle storm
gamma ray maestro
get 500 kills with the gamma ray
sonic boom maestro
get 500 kills with the sonic boom
shredder maestro
get 500 kills with the shredder
antimatter maestro
get 500 kills with the antimatter gun
limpet min maestro
get 500 kills with the limpet mine
gravity maestro
get 500 kills with the gravity hammer
cluster maestro
get 500 kills with the cluster bomb
laser maestro
get 500 kills with the laser rifle
repeater maestro
get 500 kills with the pulse repeater
mutator maestro
get 500 kills with the phase mutator
splitter maestro
get 500 kills with the ion splitter
trooper scooper
defeat 25 'trooper' enemies
darth raider
defeat 50 'raider' enemies
flanker spanker
defeat 50 'flanker' enemies
table turner
defeat 10 'executioner' enemies
minder grinder
defeat 10 'minder' enemies
nipper clipper
defeat 10 'nipper' enemies
commander conqueror
defeat 25 'commander' enemies
light brigade
defeat 25 'brigadier' enemies
brawler mauler
defeat 10 'brawler' enemies
aggressor suppressor
defeat 10 'aggressor' enemies
armed robbery
defeat 10 'enforcer' enemies
smasher basher
defeat 100 'smasher' enemies
bomb's away
defeat 50 'bomber' enemies
invader raider
defeat 100 'invader' enemies
blind justice
defeat 25 'watcher' enemies
fly swatter
defeat 100 'buzzer' enemies
birth control
defeat 10 'carrier' enemies
squid salad
defeat 25 'diver' enemies
bugaboo
defeat 50 'swooper' enemies
split personality
defeat 100 'splitter' enemies
snatcher despatcher
defeat 25 'snatcher' enemies
jeepers creepers
defeat 100 'creeper' enemies
crawler mauler
defeat 10 'crawler' enemies
thumper bumper
defeat 50 'thumper' enemies
well trashed
defeat 100 'bezerker' enemies
swept up
defeat 100 'sweeper' enemies
wing man
defeat 100 'winger' enemies
pea shooter
get 50 kills with the pistol
quick draw
get 500 kills with the pistol
make my day
get 500 kills with the magnum 45
deagle master
get 500 kills with the desert eagle
phaser master
get 500 kills with the phaser
blaster master
get 500 kills with the blaster
tornado master
get 500 kills with the flame tornado
master poisoner
get 500 kills with the poison pump
rotovator master
get 500 kills with the rotovator
sniper master
get 500 kills with the sniper rifle
lightning master
get 500 kills with the lightning bolt
millionaire
have 50k coins in the bank
wriggle on
defeat the 'squirmer' boss in under 210s
quick spin
defeat the 'spinner' boss in under 180s
bruiser abuser
defeat 10 'bruiser' enemies
master blaster
complete the game in one playthrough
complete badass
complete the game in one playthrough using only the default weapons
high achiever
complete every achievement
spit 'n' polish
defeat 10 'spitter' enemies
mission impossible
complete the game using only default weapons and without losing a life