Saturday Morning RPG
Mord Fustang's Progress
Macchio
Win 10 battles.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:30 PM
Lundgren
Win 100 battles.
Van Damme
Win 500 battles.
Stallone
Win 1000 battles.
Norris
Win 5000 battles.
Number Five Is Alive
Reach level 5.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:33 PM
These Go To Eleven
Reach level 11.
Jump Street
Reach level 21.
You're The Best!
Reach level 50.
Chester Copperpot
Get 100 exploration bonuses.
RcRoll'd
Find and open 100 RcMeal boxes.
Outatime
Scratch all five stickers before battle.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:08 PM
Hood Genocider
Defeat 1985 hood soldiers.
1.21 Gigawatts
Cause 121 damage with an energy weapon.
16 Candles
Burn enemies 16 times in one battle.
It's Sticky
Collect all 128 Scratch N' Sniff Stickers.
Total Protonic Reversal
Max out your multiplier.
Why'd It Have To Be Snakes?
Kill 500 Lizard Men.
Better Off Dead
Die 100 times.
Rise From Your Grave
Retry a fight and win.
Goonies Never Die
Beat an entire episode without dying.
Unlocked 30 Jan 2014 at 4:24 PM
Hot Dog
Righteous Dude
Score 200 righteous defenses.
Jurk Murderer
Gordon
Get rich! (Have over $100,000)
Wild Stallions
Use equine based attacks 30 times.
Albert
Eat 1,000 food items.
Loved By Good
Complete 2 different episodes.
Feared By Evil
Complete 4 different episodes.
Working Overtime Fighting Crime
Complete 5 different episodes.
No Guts No Glory
Dreams Come True
The Fonz
Get a battle rank of A or higher five different times.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:32 PM
Perfect Stranger
Get a triple S ranking in battle.
I'd Buy That For A Dollar
Buy 50 items from vending machines.
Stanley's Vendetta
May's Report
Wonderful Toys
Pick up or buy 100 objects.
Nothing's Gonna Stand In Our Way
Win an impossible battle.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:02 PM
Punch-Out
Defeat an enemy with a critical punch.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:02 PM
Tyson
Defeat 10 enemies with a punch.
Electric Slide
Get a righteous rating on a weapon slider 10 times.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:01 PM
Charged With Battery
Try all three charging methods.
BADGES!?
Win a fight without scratching any stickers.
Unlocked 29 Jan 2014 at 10:02 PM
Absolutely Nothing!
You'll Get The Horns
Lead the Team
Stop the HOOD forces in Shadow Valley.
Twin Pines
Play an episode twice.
Mess With The Bull...
Does Machines
Destroy 100 Sphere Bots.
Cool But Crude
Party Dude
Ticket Purchaser
Ticket Thief
I Got Your Number
You called Jenny for a good time.
Ask Your Parents
Spend $1,000 on 900 numbers.
The Only Way To Win
Defeat Super Computah.
Supplies!
Get every one of the cereal box's surprises.
Feeling Randy
Team Effort
A Friend Indeed
Everybody Hates Chris
Bully The Bully
All Valley Karate Champ
Mirror, Mirror
Deflective
Deflect 50 projectiles.
Minion
Defeat Wave 5 of Endless Battle.
Lackey
Defeat Wave 10 of Endless Battle.
Commander
Defeat Wave 15 of Endless Battle.
Thunderdome
Win an arena battle.
A Crummy Commercial
Use the decoder ring.
Fighting the Frizzies at Eleven
Win a battle against the Frizzies.
You'll Shoot Your Eye Out
Shoot your eye out with the BB Gun.
Sunglasses At Night
Wear your sunglasses at night.
Garbage Compactor 3263827
Ben's Only Hope
Blast It, Will You?!
Break On Through
Where The Real Money Is Made
Extra! Extra!
I Hate Mondays
It's a Trap!
Use the safety scissors to pull an enemy across a bomb.
Reunited
Electric Shoes
Rock Band
Never Had One Lesson!
Music Pirate