Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
Mord Fustang's Progress
Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 12 Feb 2014 at 2:33 AM
Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 7 Feb 2014 at 11:30 PM
Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
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Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 7 Feb 2014 at 11:10 PM
Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes
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Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park
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Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options
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Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal
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Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 7 Feb 2014 at 11:19 PM
Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop
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Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich
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Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant
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Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world
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Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
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Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
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Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort
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Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick
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But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight
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DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
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A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions
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Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary
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Breaking The Mold
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Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet
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Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
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