Life Goes On

Milecide

One thousand knights squandered.

No Vacancy

How many knights can you lose on Straight to the Point?

Room For One More

Jimfanticide

Prune Jim's family tree, one branch at a time.

Patricide

You killed Jim the Prolific and stopped the problem at the source.

There's Really Nothing Over Here

Nothing to see, move along.

Stress Relief

Soul Crushing

Maximum misfortune in Maximum Security.

You Know We Had To

Appeasement

Jeff is satisfied.

Rapid Sacrifice

Beating all the clocks.

Merciful Leader

Mercy is its own reward, so have a prize!

Completionist

That's... a lot of badges.

Precision Air Drop

One body does not count as a Carpet.

Law of Knight Conservation

Prove that you are the master of Tenuous Links.

Inefficient Use of Human Resources

Beat the Devs

No skips. No restarts. One run. How fast can you go?

Enter Orbit

Master of Magnetism

Check point two, check point one to prove your skill on Equal and Opposite.

All the Things