Oh...Sir! The Insult Simulator
Harris's Progress
It's Elementary
Compose a phrase with "A duck hunter probably murdered this poor man".
Family Matters
Compose a phrase with "Your beloved auntie worked with the Nazis".
What Are You Doing in England?
Compose a phrase with "Your mother was a hamster".
Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook
Compose a phrase with "Your hovercraft is full of eels".
The B Word
Compose a phrase with "Your country is not a part of Europe".
How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Compose a phrase with "You still use Windows Vista and never watched Star Wars".
Classic
Compose a phrase with "Your mother is your father".
No, You Are
Compose a phrase with "You are silly, and everybody knows that!".
Say No More
Compose a phrase with "Your wife is interested in photography, nudge nudge!".
Sparking Controversy
Compose a phrase with "Your son died because of your sins!".
I Know Insults!
Play the basic tutorial.
Mic Drop
Win your first argument.
Learn The Meaning of Life
Complete the Insulting Tournament.
It's Getting Crowded
Unlock two additional characters.
Don't Tell a Soul
Unlock a secret character.
M-M-M-M-ONSTER INSULT
Take 50 honour points off your opponent in a single insult.
The Number of The Beast
Mention Satan 66 times.
It Gets Boring After An Hour
Play more than 100 duels.