The Crackpet Show

Good Student

Finish the tutorial stage

Toad Slayer

Kill Mega Toad

Sludge Cleaner

Kill Sludge Swine

Dewormed

Kill Wormy Cat

Holy Moly

Kill Epix Mole

Fitless

Kill Body Positive Hamster

Flush the Toilet

Kill Toilet Monkey

From Dusk Till Dawn

Kill Mad Bat

Emotional Killer

Kill Emo Hedgehog

Interregnum

Kill Junk Queen

Failed Experiment

Kill Lionstein

Party Over

Kill DJ Horse

Break the Glass

Kill Ass'in'Glass

Rising Star

Get 1000 likes in a single run

Influencer

Get 3000 likes in a single run

Celebrity

Get 5000 likes in a single run

Instagram Model

Get max possible points in a Social or Fame stage

Free Marketer

Sell a weapon in the shop

Shifty

Sell Golden Gun in the shop

Life Beyond the State

Arms Dealer

Sell 20 weapons in the shop

Oniomania

Spend a total of 10k likes in the shop

Well, that was impressive

Rambo

Kill 1000 enemies

Trapper!

Uselessness

Destroy 200 barrels

Midas Touch

Kill 100 enemies with Golden Gun

Have A Blast

Kill 3 enemies with a single mine

Survival Instinct

Kill 30 enemies without healing while having only half a heart of health

You know you can switch weapons, right?

Kill any boss using class weapons only

Can't Touch This

Defeat any boss without using dash

Dead Weight

MacGyver

Use 10 different special items

Fashionista

Thiccc

Have both skin perks active at a time

Anger Management

Get both low health perks active at a time

Golden Shot

Risk-taker

Finish episode without picking up any weapon, special item or healing heart

I Need A Hero

Revive a friend

Newbie

Do 1 run

Rookie

Do 10 runs

Stubborn

Do 50 runs

Marathoner

Do 100 runs

Perk Master

Unlock all perks

Weapons Master

Unlock all weapons

Items Master

Unlock all special items

Better Safe Than Sorry

Speedrunner

Complete any episode within 5 minutes

Ninja

Take the new weapon 3 times in a row in the co-op mode

Flawless Victory

Complete any episode without getting hit

Am I Playing With Bots?

Meat Shield

Get hit 20 times during one episode

Pacifist

Clear stage without using any weapons or offensive items

No More Hugs!

Kill Blind Hugger

Tentakill

Kill Wack-a-Ctopus

Corpse in the Shell

Kill Giant Turtle

Fartricide

Kill Blood Brothers

For the fans

Do not kill any public during the entire episode

Close call

At least you tried

Thanks, LoanSharks!

You avoided fight thanks to a sponsor support

I don’t like crowds

Kill 999 audience members

Flawless

Kill a boss without getting hit

You are sh&$! at QTE

Stray heart

Do not get healed in any way for the entire episode

The real man

MacGunver

Upgrade any weapon to level 4

Can't fix this

Kill Cockroach the Builder

The Emperor's New Clothes

Unlock a character skin

Thru the rabbit hole

Find a secret room

Knew it from the start

Kill Host Parrot

All mighty

Complete Endless Mode stage within 2 minutes

Is your finger all right?

Dash 200 times in one Endless Mode stage

Endless conservatist

Finish 30 waves in Endless Mode using only class weapons

Can't touch this

Finish 30 waves in Endless Mode without being hit

Have we met before?

Fight the same boss twice during one Endless Mode run

Welcome to Endless

Kill 1 boss during a single run in Endless Mode

Some Generic Achievement Title

Kill 2 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode

Vito Corleone

Kill 4 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode

Binge Master

Kill 8 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode

Boss Hunter

Kill 16 bosses during a single run in Endless Mode

Endless loop

Play Endless Mode