Pumpkin Jack
AllisonByProxy's Progress
Brand New Body
Finish the tutorial
Skull Breaker
Send a monster back to the grave
Shovel Face
Equip the Legendary Holy Glory Shovel
Prying Eyes
Pick up a crow skull
Skull Finder
Collect all crow skulls in the fields
Crash Boo-ndicoot
Smash all the crates in the fields
Curse of the Scarecrow
Kill the tyrannical Scarecrow and liberate the crows
License to Drive
Pass your abandoned minecart driving test
Boogie-Man Wonderland
Find a gramophone and DANCE, DANCE, DANCE!
Bomberman
Complete all the underground bomb-bouncing courses
Skull Hobbyist
Find all crow skulls in the ancient mines
Ghost Rider
Ride the ghost horse all the way to the end
De-Composer
Make some magic mushroom music!
Cruel Tea
Ruin the Witch and Merchant's cruelty-free dinner
Skull Collector
Collect all crow skulls in the swamp
Formula Ugh
Beat the gate guards to the gate they guard on guard carts
Whack-a-Mole
Win the game of Conveniently-Placed Hydraulic-Operated Underground Whack-a-Mole (patent pending)
The Bigger They Are...
Be the David to Dhor's Goliath (i.e. kill the big guy)
Skull Aficionado
Collect all crow skulls in Skeletown
High Flyer
Go for a nice walk with Abelard the Gargoyle
Ain't no rest for the wicked
Clear away all those headstones cluttering up the graveyard
Hunger Killer
Solve world hunger (by killing Gluttony)
Skull Fanatic
Collect all crow skulls in the graveyard
You'll Float, Too
Reach the end of the vortex like a paper boat down a drain
The Worst Achievement Possible
Get on Santa's Super-Duper-Duper-Naughty List
The Baddest Bad Guy
Full Closet
Fill out your wardrobe
Disk Jockey
Make vinyls cool again. ...Actually, that's impossible, even as a joke. Just find all the gramophones.
Official Groupie
Give in to your inner completionist
Ghostbuster
Kill the Phantom guarding the ancient mines