NotTheNameWeWanted
MattyFTM's Progress
Cael Oddi Fy Tir
Play as Daffyd for the first time.
Taking it From Behind
Hit the Shagging Campers from the top.
The Ex-Wife
Crash into the lake when the body is floating.
Something from the Salad Bar
Get sliced by the harvester.
Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al
Complete Wales.
Prison Rules Apply
Kill all the campers before picking up the soap.
wot u lookin at
Play as Darren for the first time.
Hello, my name is Kenneth.
Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon!
Spud-U-Like
Listen to entire rap.
Mindless Destruction
Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park.
Big Deal
Complete Swindon.
A Flaw in the System
Learn the Lidl safe combination.
Tally Ho!
Play as David for the first time.
Once For Each Year
Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game.
ReElection Special
Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game.
Total Clock Up
Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming.
Turn an Eye Blind
Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast.
Thamesting Fate
Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing.
Great Traffic Adventure
Complete the Game.
Jimmy Carr's Accountant
Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy.
Who Are These Guys!?
In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls.
Splat the Rat
You splat the rat.
Communist Leanings.
Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake.
Know Your Enemy
Complete the tour of the M4 corridor.
GaGa
Listen to all the radio stations.
Paradox
If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work
Twiddling the Bits
Visit the options screen.
Beyond the Possible
Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode.
Practice Makes Perfect
Complete London without dying.
Search and Destroy
Destroy the first piece of evidence.
Seek and Eliminate
Destroy the second piece of evidence.
Hunt and Kill
Destroy the third piece of evidence.
Uncover and Cover Up
Destroy the fourth piece of evidence.
Locate and Ruin
Destroy the fifth piece of evidence.
Find and F*** Up
Destroy the sixth piece of evidence.
Sorry, Went For a Cuppa
Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence?
Now Then, Where Were We?
Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
That Can't Be Right
Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence.
Oh I Give Up
All this counting is boring.