Sir Whoopass™: Immortal Death
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You are no match for me, Billy!
Kill your first Billy Bob
I like you...but I have to kill you...
Kill your first Orc Warmaiden
Not so hip anymore!
Kill your first Orc Hipster
Timber!
Kill the Ent
MLG 360 no scope kill!
Kill your first Orc Noob
Slimy... yet satisfying
Kill your first Grumpy Worm
You can't stop me, bro!
Kill your first Shotgun Knight
A Megapint...?
Drink your very first grog
I drink, but I'm not a drunk!
Have three grogs in total
Okay... Maybe I'm a bit drunk...
Drink five large grogs at the same time
Yeehaw!!!
Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot
You're not so Big anymore, Boi!
Kill Big Boi
Self assessed tax return
Kill your first IRS guy
Meetballs, coming up!
Kill a Billy-Goat
Bloody Knuckles
Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands
You're not going to blow me up!
Kill you first Grenadier
Spare Ribs
Kill your first Skelton warrior
Honk honk!
Kill the clown in the sewers
Grumpy Immortal
Defeat The Immortal
Tastes just like chicken!
Eat your first Garden Gnome
Your daily dose of Vitamin C.
Eat 100 Gnomes
I'm getting full...
Eat 500 Gnomes
Ripe Meat Off The Bone!
Eat your first grilled chicken
Scrambled Eggs
Collect at least 100 eggs
Surprise!!
Buy a surpise from Melisande
Nerd
Read a book from a bookshelf
Free Of Chains
Release all the chains
Make Love not War-Craft a Mistlefoe
Pick up a Mistlefoe
Cockadoodledoo!
Find the marvelous Chickenator
Are you ready to rumble?
Get your very first lethal weapon
I've got the power
Get full strength when Level Up
Catch me if you can
Get full agility when Level Up
I'm feeling lucky!
Get full luck when Level Up
Better safe than sorry - use protection
Get full protection when Level Up
Karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song
European karaoke king
Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk
Blurry depth perception
Kill your first Sven-Olof
Mushroom soup of the day
Kill your first Fungoid Bob
AHHHHHH.....I'M ON FIRE!!!
Catch fire
Catch the bus with me!
Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel
Butcher
Kill 100 enemies
Master Butcher
Kill 500 enemies
My name is Whoopass, SIR Whoopass!
Kill 1000 enemies
Pasta Bolognese
Whoop Ass 10 times!
Thats disgusting!
Use the stinky outhouse
Fire-fighter!
Put out the fire
Rolling, Rolling, Rolling
Dodge 20 times
I'm going to get a concussion
Dodge 100 times
I want to throw up!
Dodge 500 times
Up and down
Jump 20 times
My pants squeak when I walk
Jump 100 times
I cant stand still!
Jump 500 times
No...No...No...that was not meant for you...yet!
Out of bounds
Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit
Another one bites the iron
Kill an enemy using metal bars
Haemochromatosis
Kill yourself with metal bars
Meat grinder
Get eaten by a shark
Hovering around
Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™
That's what cheese said!
Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!
Oh, you're up to no gouda!
Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!
Make America Grate Again
Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese
You're looking mozzare-hella good!
Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!
Kleptomaniac
Loot 6 drunken orcs
Just wing it!
Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.
Ancient Ruins of Stubbed Toes
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Leaky Roof
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Chilly Winds
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Moist Overhangs
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Empty Echoes
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Misplaced Belongings
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Vitamin D Addition
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Dirty Feet
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Imperfectly Designed Walls
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Moldy Ceiling
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Poor Intrusion Prevention
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Peekaboo
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Inadequate Opportunities
Complete the dungeon 100%
Ancient Ruins of Stuffed Pantrys
Complete the dungeon 100%
Spoiler alert!
Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.
Deal with it
Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses
Consider it dealt with
Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses
Co-Whoop
Play together with at least one of your friends