NUTMEG! A Nostalgic Deckbuilding Football Manager
Remy's Progress
Magic Sponge
Heal a player
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Training 101
Train a player
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Thanks for the Help
Complete the tutorial
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Kick-Off
Play your first match
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Football Focus
Win one broadcasted game
One Point
First broadcasted draw
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It's the Taking Part That Counts
First broadcasted loss
Read All About It
Read 100 news or media teletext articles
High Five
Play 5 seasons
Decade Delight
Play 10 seasons
20 Year Cheer
Play 20 seasons
Terrific Transfer
Buy a player
Worth It or Not
Hire a scout
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Money for Nothing
Sign a sponsorship deal
No Standing Allowed
Build an all seater stadium
The Only Way is Up
Improve your Facilities
Sacked in the Morning
Get Fired from your role as manager
Gazza's Nuts
Sign Vinnie Jones
Spaghetti Legs
Sign Bruce Grobbelaar
Fever Pitch
Sign Michael Thomas
Tears of a Clown
Sign Paul Gascoigne
Imre Banana
Sign Imre Varadi
Mullet
Sign Chris Waddle
Football Italia
Sign David Platt
Point at the Cop
Sign John Aldridge
Do You Know Who I Am?
Sign Mark Hughes
Spit and Shine
Sign Rudi Völler and Frank Rijkaard
Diamond Lights
Sign Chris Waddle and Glenn Hoddle
Spice Boys
Sign Robbie Fowler and Jamie Redknapp
The Big Match
Win 100 games
Match of the Day
Win 500 games
Saint and Greavsie
Win 1000 games
Shearer
Buy a player for £15m
Crazy Gang Beats the Culture Club
Beat Liverpool playing as Wimbledon
Nice Throw Cesc
Beat Artillery FC playing as Man Reds
Love It If We Beat Them
Beat Man Reds playing as Newcastle
Dropkick
Beat Man Reds playing as South London Eagles
Keegan's Slump
Win a match 4-3
Build It Up With Yellow and Blue
Win a title with Oxford
Let's Be Having You
Win a title with Norwich
Tango Man
Win a title with Blackpool
I'll Fight Any of You
Win a title with Leyton Orient
Pint of Red Wine
Win a league title
1981 Is a Ghost Town
Make it to 1981
Come On into 1982 Eileen
Make it to 1982
Karma Chameleon in 1983
Make it to 1983
Relax Your Way To 1984
Make it to 1984
Into the Groove of 1985
Make it to 1985
Don't Leave Me This Way in 1986
Make it to 1986
It's a Sin in 1987
Make it to 1987
The 1988 Fairytale of New York
Make it to 1988
She Drives Me Crazy in 1989
Make it to 1989
Set the World in Motion in 1990
Make it to 1990
Smells Like Team Spirit in 1991
Make it to 1991
Stay with Me in 1992
Make it to 1992
Are You Gonna Go My Way in 1993?
Make it to 1993
Life in the Park in 1994
Make it to 1994
This is How We Do It in 1995
Make it to 1995
How Many Lions in 1996?
Make it to 1996
Thumping Tubs in 1997
Make it to 1997
Do You Believe in 1998?
Make it to 1998
Party Like It's 1999
Make it to 1999
Millennium Bug
The Beautiful Game
Win the Division 1 cup
Second to None
Win the Division 2 cup
Big-Game Player
Win the Division 3 cup
Moving On Up
Win the Division 4 cup
Limp Biscuits
Get relegated with Reading
Never Gonna Give It Up
Win a game in the last minute of the game
Glass Act
Score a goal with your goalkeeper
Lob From the Half Way Line
Score a goal with David Beckham
Silk Purse
Get promoted to Division 3 with a Division 5 team
Dentist's Chair
Sign Paul Gascoigne and have him score 20 goals
Quickly Kevin, Will He Score?
Miss a Penalty
Battle of Sheffield
Play Sheffield Reds vs Sheffield West
Do I Not Like That!
Lose 5 games in a row
You'll Never Win Anything With Kids
Sign a youth player to your team
Well Done, Clive
Have a player score over 50 goals
The Chesney Hawkes
Win with your one and only shot