First Day of School!
Start your first day.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2026 at 4:35 AM
Humble Beginnings
Complete your first day in any mode.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2026 at 4:40 AM
Dang, too slow.
Fail to meet the quota when you already have enough coal in your inventory.
A Good Fifth Day
Complete your fifth day in Standard Mode.
Ore You Serious?
Lose your first game.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2026 at 4:38 AM
One down...
Deposit coal for the first time.
Unlocked 10 Jan 2026 at 4:37 AM
Well Seasoned Rookie
Make it to day 15 with any profession
What have I done...
Reach the true ending.
Baby's First Million
Earn 1 million g in one day.
Rolling in it.
Earn 1 billion g in one day.
2% of the S&P 500
Earn 1 trillion g in one day.
Black Gold
Deposit 1 million coal in one day.
Coallionaire
Deposit 1 billion coal in one day.
More Money Than God
Earn 1 quadrillion g in one day.
Fuel for the end of the world.
Deposit 1 trillion coal in one day.
What's left?
Deposit 1 quadrillion coal in one day.
That's one big caravan...
Hire 1,000 employees.
Coal PLC
Hire 1,000,000 employees.
The entire world, united for one cause.
Hire 7 billion employees.
I'm only starting!
Reach level 5.
Novice Miner
Reach level 10.
Coal Enthusiast
Reach level 15.
Miner at Heart
Reach level 20.
Are you proud of me yet?
Reach level 25.
Can I pet your dog?
Complete Tabatha's first quest.
One heck of a vacuum cleaner.
Complete all of Tabatha's quests.
Man's Best Friend
Complete Dennis' quest.
No more bouncing around.
Complete Fiona's quest.
Hilltop VIP
Complete Pippa's quest.
Jack of all quests!
Complete all quests in one run.
Quick Draw Certified
Unlock the Gunslinger profession
Don't drink that!
Unlock the Shaman profession
Abracadabra!
Unlock the Wizard profession
RAAAAAARRRGHHH
Unlock the Barbarian profession
If you want something done right...
Unlock the Lone Ranger profession
Here comes the BOOM!
Unlock the Demolitionist profession
Master of all one element.
Unlock the Waterbender profession
Talk to me, Goose.
Unlock the Maverick profession
Dual-wield shields!
Unlock the Lumberjack profession
If it ain't broke, break it.
Unlock the Destructor profession
Little Donkey...
Unlock the Mule profession
Swiss Army Man
Unlock the Generalist profession
Why's everything sideways?
Unlock the Funnel map
Turn your world upside down.
Unlock the Sky Mine map
Easy Access.
Unlock the Shallow Mine map
Tight Squeeze
Unlock the Tight Funnel map
Mind the gap.
Unlock the Sparse map
Like little rocks raining from the sky.
Unlock the Sparse Sky Mine map
Do I get a promotion?
Survive day 15 with the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Elemental specialist.
Survive day 15 with the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Why not just shoot the coal?
Survive day 15 with the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Alakazam!
Survive day 15 with the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
RAARAGAHRRGHHAGHH
Survive day 15 with the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
...do it yourself!
Survive day 15 with the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Survive day 15 with the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
With the Power of the Moon
Survive day 15 with the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Wingman
Survive day 15 with the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
CHOP CHOP
Survive day 15 with the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
No returns
Survive day 15 with the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Carried to Victory!
Survive day 15 with the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Master of All
Survive day 15 with the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Standard Map. Not a Standard Victory.
Survive day 15 on the Standard Map.
FUN-nel
Survive day 15 on the Funnel Map (Not in Peaceful mode)
The Sky's Not The Limit!
Survive day 15 on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Scratching the Surface.
Survive day 15 on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Barely any wiggle room.
Survive day 15 on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Did Not Get Stuck
Survive day 15 on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Ahhh... Clear Skies.
Survive day 15 on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Apocalypse Now
Reach the True Ending on the Standard map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Not-So-FUN-nel
Reach the True Ending on the Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
To The Moon!
Reach the True Ending on the Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
Must Go Deeper.
Reach the True Ending on the Shallow map (Not in Peaceful mode)
No Wiggle Room? I'll Make Room!
Reach the True Ending on the Tight Funnel map (Not in Peaceful mode)
I'll Show You Sparse!
Reach the True Ending on the Sparse map (Not in Peaceful mode)
I Can Almost See The Sun!
Reach the True Ending on the Sparse Sky Mine map (Not in Peaceful mode)
We Should Probably Start Paying You
Reach the True Ending as the Internship profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
The Dark Spirits Guide You
Reach the True Ending as the Shaman profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
All Outta Gum
Reach the True Ending as the Gunslinger profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Arcane Angel Of Death
Reach the True Ending as the Wizard profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
RRRAAAAARAGGGAHRRGHHHHHAGHHHHHHH
Reach the True Ending as the Barbarian profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Alone. But Profitable.
Reach the True Ending as the Destructor profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Very Big Donkey.
Reach the True Ending as the Mule profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
I Can Do Anything
Reach the True Ending as the Generalist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
One Man Against the World
Reach the True Ending as the Lone Ranger profession (Not in Peaceful mode) (VERY HARD)
Tactical Nuke Incoming
Reach the True Ending as the Demolitionist profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Source of Life.
Reach the True Ending as the Waterbender profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
Beach Volleyball
Reach the True Ending as the Maverick profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
And my Axe!
Reach the True Ending as the Lumberjack profession (Not in Peaceful mode)
