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The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 1
Violate the Pauli exclusion principle.
Eat an Entire Bear
Kill a bear and eat it. Just eat an entire bear.
To Thine Own Self Be True
Wear your own severed face on your face.
On the Rocks
Friend to Fungi
Host three different fungal infections at once.
Goat Simulator
Project your mind into a goat's body.
Your Better Half
The Spirit of Vengeance
Recover the Ruin of House Isner.
Knight Conical
Recover Stopsvalinn.
Love at First Sign
Fall in love with a sign.
You Are Becoming
You Became
Pyramid Scheme
Kill a chrome pyramid.
Say No More
Metal Pedal
You Are What You Eat
Shoot.
Dark Tidings
Foresee your own death.
Love Thyself
Fall in love with yourself.
A Bond Knit with Trust
Become loved by a faction.
The Woe of Joppa
Become hated by the villagers of Joppa.
Peekaboo
Become loved by newly sentient beings.
Starry Demise
Be crushed under the weight of a thousand suns.
Quiet This Metal
Speak to the alchemist.
Proteus
Have 10 mutations.
Litteratus
So Powerful is the Charm of Words
Jawsnapper
Kill 100 snapjaws.
Your Thirst Is Mine, My Water Is Yours
Perform the introductory water ritual 100 times.
Mutagenic Mastery
Advance a mutation to level 15.
Tongue in Cheek
Footloose
Biographer
Learn the complete history of a single sultan.
Oathbreaker
Cubic and Wisest Human
Activate a time cube.
Go on. Do it.
Wield the amaranthine prism.
In Contemplation of Eons
Perform the water ritual with Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Synolymb
Free Falling
Three-Sludge Monte
Kill a trisludge.
Five-Sludge Monte
Kill a pentasludge.
Ten-Sludge Monte
Kill a decasludge.
Hole Like a Head
What With the Disembowelment and All
Find one of Argyve's old apprentices.
Psst.
That Was Nice
Gemini
Wield Caslainard and Polluxus.
Donation Level: Kasaphescence
Make an offering at the Sacred Well of an artifact worth at least 200 reputation.
Leap, Frog.
Convince a frog to teach you how to jump.
Six Arms None the Richer
Have six arms.
Cosmo-Chrononaut
Mechanimist Reformer
Convince the High Priest of the Stilt to join your party.
Aaaaaaaaargh!
Feast Upon the Goat Hearts! *cheers*
Perform the water ritual with Mamon Souldrinker.
Rocket Bear
Equip the Flume-Flier of the Sky-Bear.
Two Cats Are Better Than One
Clone Ctesiphus.
Me, Myself, and I
Share the map with 10 clones of yourself.
Clonal Colony
Share the map with 30 clones of yourself.
The Woe of Apes
Kill Oboroqoru, Ape God.
Close the Loop
Recover Kindrish.
Tourist
Visit 100 generated villages.
Sight Older Than Sight
What Are Directions on a Space That Cannot Be Ordered?
Star-Eye Esper
The Quasar Mind
There Can Be Only One
Encode the psionic bits of someone's psyche onto the holographic boundary of your own psyche.
Glimmer of Truth
Sultan of Salt
Invent 100 recipes.
Absolute Unit
Successfully cook a meal with neutron flux as an ingredient.
Non-Locally Sourced
Cook a meal with an extradimensional limb as an ingredient.
Surprise!
Eat the Cloaca Surprise.
From Thyn Heres Shaken the Wet and Olde Lif
All Those Who Wander
The Recitation of the Drowning of Eudoxia by the Witches of Moonhearth
A Clammy Reception
What's Eating the Watervine?
Complete the quest What's Eating the Watervine?
Byevalve
Enter 100 giant clams.
You Recame
Dayenu
Give the repulsive device to all four children of the Tomb.
Belong, Friends
Help the slynth find a new home.
Token of Gratitude
Be gifted a 10-pointed asterisk.
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 2
Exploit wave-particle duality to clone yourself.
Aetalag
I-
Wink out of existence.
*gulp*
Jeweled Dusk
The Narrowing Sky
Wear each of the six Faces of the sultanate.
Dawnglider
Become auroral.
Was It Something I Said?
Invoke the Chaos Spiel.
Lottery Winner
Gain a mutation from a gamma moth's mutating gaze.
The Psychal Chorus
Drink 20 drams of brain brine.
Become as Gods
Bestow life to 20 inanimate objects.
Live and Ink
Tattoo yourself.
tsk tsk
Disappoint a highly entropic being.
Raisins in the Layer Cake
Recover a relic from a historic site.
May the Ground Shake But the Six Day Stilt Never Tumble
Travel to the Six Day Stilt.
Red Rock Hazing Ritual
Mumblecore
Learn a secret from the microbiome.
Open Your Mind
Have your head explode.
Weirdwire Conduit.. Eureka!
Help Argyve build the contraption.
More than a Willing Spirit
Return from Golgotha with a repaired waydroid and gain admittance to Grit Gate.
Decoding the Signal
The Earl of Omonporch
A Call to Arms
Pax Klanq, I Presume?
Tomb of the Eaters
The Golem
Reclamation
Aleph
Defeat one of the Girsh nephilim.
Bet
Defeat two of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Gimel
Defeat three of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Dalet
Defeat four of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
He
Defeat five of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
Vav
Defeat six of the Girsh nephilim in a single playthrough.
The Laws of Physics Are Mere Suggestions, Vol. 3
Prove the information paradox by causing your surroundings to glitch.
Dream within a Dream
Enter a waking dream from within a waking dream.
Wander Darkling in the Eternal Space
Lose your will to live.
Swollen Bulb
Consume 10 drams of sunslag in a single playthrough.
Sound Sleeper
Wake peacefully from twenty dreams.
All the Leaves are Grey
Rainbow Reading
Waterpipe and Rest
Smoke from a hookah.
Arconaut
Descend 50 strata deep.
Get in the Robot
Infiltrate a temple mecha.
Total Makeover
Pour a dram of pure warm static on yourself.
My Many Facets
Eat the Crystal Delight.
Heat Death
0 for 2
Oops
Imagine a Rubber Sheet
Dash yourself on the crags of spacetime.
Bricks Can Be Thrown, Too
Then
Else
The Comedy
The History
The Tragedy
The Sonnet
Lair Cake
Discover 100 lairs.
On Second Thought
Eat a serving of humble pie.
We Are Starfreight
Klanq Puff at Sun
Caves of Qud
Beat the game.
Seraphic Covenant
The Dusted Cosmos
Seraphic Heresy
The Tillage of the Noosphere
Ungyre
Delight in the Abundance of Peace
Zayin
