"Didn’t see that coming?"
"Sorry, kid."
"All gas no brakes baby."
"I can confirm he’s a bad ass."
"Muuuuurrrdaaaaah!"
"I'm a bleeder."
"Any plans tonight?"
"We can just be friends."
"That’s, like, a real superhero."
"I’m the guy behind the desk."
"It smells very chemically in here."
"I wish to make love to you again."
"Watch your back, Robert."
"But I cheered for Invisigal..."
Career Development
Aced Your Performance Review
H4ck3d by R0b3rt
Succeeded On All Hacking Levels
Work Spouse
Reached Max Synergy With a Hero Duo
Anti-Antivirus Club
Destroyed 3 Antiviruses in Less Than 15 Seconds
Power Trip
Expanded Powers for 4 Different Heroes
"Love ‘em from my mouth to my butt."
"There. You happy now?"
"Did I drool on you?"
Hired at SDN
Unlocked 24 Dec 2025 at 2:16 AM
"You gonna eat those twinks?"
Disobeyed by Invisigal
Unlocked 18 Jan 2026 at 1:42 AM
Shift Was Lit
Completed a Z-Team Shift Without Missing or Failing a Call
Getting to Know Yous
Discovered Every Hero's Starting Power
Fool's Luck
Succeeded a Call with <15% of Success
Snake Eyes
Failed a Call with >70% of Success
Unlocked 18 Jan 2026 at 1:20 AM
Nailed It
Achieved a Perfect Dispatch With Only One Hero
Overkill
Covered the Entire Graph on a Single Call
Modded
Reached all bonuses and successfully avoid all failures
Phoenixes Down
Healed the Same Hero Twice in a Shift
Time's Running Out
Completed a Hacking Level With less than 5 Seconds Left
Burning Chrome
Completed a Hacking Level With at least a third of the Timer Left
Unlocked 18 Jan 2026 at 1:25 AM
Min Max
Upgraded a Stat to 10
From Zero To Hero
Maxed Out a Hero
Dispatched
Collected All Achievements
