Dr. Karate
Complete any level with Dr. Karate.
Unlocked 21 Jul 2013 at 11:34 PM
Dr. Karate Foot Power
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick.
Dr. Karate Kick Master
Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick.
The Beekeeper
Complete any level with the Beekeeper.
The Beekeeper Fatal Sting
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick.
The Beekeeper Mega Swarm
Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees.
Hella Fistgerald
Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald.
Hella Derby Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack.
Hella Heart Breaker
Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack.
Steroid Jackson
Complete any level with Steroid Jackson.
Steroid Jackson Back Breaker
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker.
Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp
Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp.
O'Grady
Complete any level with O'Grady.
O'Grady Stun Gun Happy
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack.
O'Grady Boot + Face
Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack.
Kid Justice
Complete any level with Kid Justice.
Kid Justice Bully Beatdown
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack.
Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash
Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack.
De Capitan
Complete any level with De Capitan.
De Capitan Low Blow
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack.
De Capitan Masked Avenger
Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack.
Preston Endicott
Complete any level with Preston Endicott.
Preston Endicott Tornado Kick
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick.
Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt
Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack.
Bad Trip
Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms
Vegetarian Chef
Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers
So Thirsty
Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks
Zombie Survival Kit
Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife
Cheese Head
Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese
Salsa Party
Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove
Junk Food Glutton
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich
Picnic Time
Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers
Fruit Kicker
Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit
Hapless Romantic
Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose
Coffee Shop Hipster
Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Coffee, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses
Hoarder
Collect 100 unique items.
Wharf
Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night?
Unlocked 21 Jul 2013 at 11:34 PM
Playmore Park
Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide!
King Street
Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy.
Side Scroller
Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt.
Hijackers Beware
Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored!
Nude Beach
Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that.
Anarchy Way
Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists.
Subway Gas Attack
Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em.
Orchards
Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game.
6th Street Blockade
Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops.
Dry Viaduct
Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification.
Bill's Storage
Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now.
Warehouse
Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders.
Dracogen Lab
Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments.
Battle Royal
Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund.
Stripper Town
Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions.
Helicopters
Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now.
Subway Pass
Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit.
Take Out The Trash
Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair city.
Foreign Object
Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher.
Fuel Efficient Smack Down
Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him.
Jump Kicker
Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack.
High Fructose
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola.
Corpse Thrower
Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him.
Cultist Crusher
It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement.
Video Grappler
Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni.
Prison Warden
Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners.
Karate Hell
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald.
Kid Keeper
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper.
Bash Brothers
Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan.
Fan Favorites
Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper.
Above The Law
Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady.
One Percenters
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate.
DerbyBall All-Stars
Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson.
Street Enforcers
Defeat any level using O'Grady and De Capitan.
Upstairs Downstairs
Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady.
Miss China
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China.
Miss Canada
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada.
Miss France
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France.
Miss Russia
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia.
Miss Japan
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan.
Miss UK
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK.
Miss USA
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA.
Miss Brazil
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil.
Miss Mexico
Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico.
Sobtanian Crimelord
Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk.
Stabby Rascal Crimelord
Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs.
Grizzly Yves Crimelord
Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers.
Big Hans Crimelord
Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians.
Brother Antlers Crimelord
Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler.
Nurse King-Fu Crimelord
Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster.
Roger Crimelord
Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom.
General Kony Crimelord
Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs.
The Milkman Crimelord
Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman.
Lady Chop Chop
Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop.
Dogsworth McFreedom
You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection.
Zotmeister
Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
Steven Dengler
Defeat any level using Steven Dengler.
Ash Vickers
Defeat any level using Ash Vickers.
Chairman Kodoshin
Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin.
Lock 'n' Load
Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies.
Grave Digger
Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel.
Quentin Le Loup
Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup.
