Rank B Level 1 Achievement
What is the meaning of life?
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:12 AM
Rank B Level 2 Achievement
What is consciousness?
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:35 AM
Rank B Level 3 Achievement
What does your soul smell like?
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:41 AM
Rank B Level 4 Achievement
Why is ice cream so yummy?
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:31 AM
Rank B Level 5 Achievement
Is it easier to love or to be loved?
Unlocked 17 Oct 2023 at 1:42 AM
Rank B Level 6 Achievement
Is mind over matter, or is matter over mind?
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:29 PM
Rank B Level 7 Achievement
Pineapple is OK on pizza. OK?!
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:36 PM
Between the Cheeks
Aim true and land an arrow in the crack
Unlocked 14 Oct 2023 at 4:24 PM
Flat Earth?!
Prove the conspiracy nutjobs right by falling off the edge of the world
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:16 AM
99 Problems but a Fish Ain't One
Grab the achievement when it pops out to say hello
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:22 AM
Act of Kindness
I just felt like giving this to you because you're such a thoughful and kind person
Meaty Chunks in Gravy
Feed dog food to a baby. WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU?!
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:48 AM
Credit Score
Voluntarily look at the credits screen
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:24 PM
Halfway Between the Gutter and the Stars
Get promoted to RANK A
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:42 PM
Kicker for Coins
Collect all coins while carving up the powder
Destroy Every Jared
Give all the Jareds a one way ticket outta hell
The Hedgehog
Help Boric find the secret achievement
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:50 AM
Wash Your Partner's Hair?
Listen to enough of the knight's advice
Eagle Eye Cherub
Get an eagle (that's 2 under par btw)
Gotta Play 'em All!
Play every stage at least once
Rank A Level 1 Achievement
If a tree falls in the woods. BANG?
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:47 PM
Rank A Level 2 Achievement
Is the truth out there?
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:59 PM
Rank A Level 3 Achievement
What if Jack can't save the president?
Rank A Level 4 Achievement
Was it the chicken or the egg?
Rank A Level 5 Achievement
RGB or CMYK?
Rank A Level 6 Achievement
Dogs vs cats - who wins?
Rank A Level 7 Achievement
Shitsurei shimasu
Rank S Level 1 Achievement
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King of the Hillock
Get promoted to RANK S
Fuel Fight
Scare your customer away with gross negligence
Mobile Snake Eater
Collect 3 coins using your really old phone
Hawkeye
Choose the cup with the ball inside
Unlocked 17 Oct 2023 at 1:45 AM
Breaking News!
Read the news without making any mistakes
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:51 AM
Loose Change
POING! Collect all the coins on this stage
Accessorise
Oooh look at you!
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:11 AM
QWERTY
Finish typing A 100 times with 1 second to spare
Unlocked 14 Oct 2023 at 4:24 PM
Shredder
SHRED a 66 combo
Some of Them Are Just Jerks
Forcefully nudge a red stone out of the rink
Picture Perfect
Get all 5 photos without screwing up
Unlocked 17 Oct 2023 at 1:43 AM
Yoga Noogie
Make shapes! Don't miss any coins!
Game, Set and TRASHED
Ruin the game
Underpants
Present your underpants in court
Hammer Faux
Miss 20 times during the Hammer stage
Salmon Jared Salmon
Line up the pictures to get a prize...
"I Don't Want To Be Human"
Dock your ship upside down
Bounce Fifteen
Skip the stone fifteen times
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:35 PM
Autobahn
Crash into the trophy van
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:23 AM
Gone Fishin'
Catch 3 coins while fishing
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:24 AM
You Can't Hurt Me
Beat WAXY, SNEEZUMS or SWIMCERT without taking damage
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:28 AM
Last Second Punch
Beat the boxer in the last second
Time Lord
Be super accurate when setting the time
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 5:48 PM
Daily Yamazako
Complete your first Daily Challenge
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:54 AM
Doh!
React without thinking
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:30 AM
Sausage Nibbler
Take ten bites of the hotdog
BANGers and Mash
Eat 3 bombs, just like a real farmer
Mmmm Crunchy
Eat the faries without eating any cherry-bombs
Number 1, Please
Pass the Sky Taxi stage and collect all coins
Maneki-Neko
Get 9 coins and break the lightbulb
Unlocked 14 Oct 2023 at 4:26 PM
Gone in 30 Seconds
Finish rallying within half a minute
Gnome Sleep Till Brooklyn
Knock over 8 gnomes
Lost Your Marbles
Lose 15 marbles
Brundlefly
Squash the fly within 5 seconds
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 5:59 PM
A-Maze-Ing
Navigate the maze to collect the gold trophy
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 5:53 PM
Densha De Stop
Drop two dozen passengers off at the pool
Perfect!
Avoid all the fireballs without taking damage
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:46 PM
Meow Meow Meow
Vacuum at least 80% of the dust
Card Sharp
Beat Higher or Lower without making any mistakes
Vegetarian
Make a really nice vegetarian pizza
Pelted
Survive the onslaught with 20% health or less
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:31 PM
Steven C. Gull
Poop on 12 targets without needing to turn around
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:29 PM
100% Dolphin Free
Swim to the finish line without taking damage
Atomic Number 79
Remove the golden MASTER SAUSAGE
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:11 AM
Woof!
Woof! Woof! Woof!
Unlocked 13 Oct 2023 at 1:34 AM
Mount Splash-Score
Get a perfect score on the high-dive stage
Golden Arms
Go postal in the restroom
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:36 AM
Hidden Robot Cat
Jump on the hidden enemy's head
Korean Guy
Identify all the impostors in under 33 seconds
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 11:41 PM
Civil Obedience
Don't smash the car
Unlocked 15 Oct 2023 at 2:18 AM
Hinty McHintface
Get every page of the hint book
Unlocked 16 Oct 2023 at 12:04 AM
Meow Meow Bleargh!
Throw up
Unlocked 30 Dec 2023 at 4:41 AM
4 Minute Meower
Complete the trial in under 4 minutes
