
Jazzpunk: Director's Cut
RaRa's Progress

Exume To Consume
Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand

Data mole
Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level

Saliva Surrogate
Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs
Unlocked 11 Jul 2020 at 4:35 AM

Essence of Pigeon
Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 11 Jul 2020 at 4:25 AM

Conversationalist
Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills
Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges
Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute
Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Face Infectors
Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 11 Jul 2020 at 4:45 AM

Insurance Premiums Increase
Shatter all vases in the shop

Spongiform Encephalopathy
Consume one brain steeped sandwich

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty
Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns
Visit all travel destinations in the world

Hasselhoff In A Pinch
Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool

Heroine Chic
Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer
Explore other guest rooms at the resort

Don't Get Involved
Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

But She Can Fly...
Win a round of pillow fight

DJ Compact Disc Jockey
Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad

A Kissenger For All Seasons
Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Bloody Mary On The Rocks
Serve a bloody mary

Breaking The Mold

Clean As A Whistle
Find and utilize a bidet

Polyplegic
Land awkwardly while diving at the pool
