Magicka
Enemykite's Progress
Cooking by the book
Cast a Magick successfully.
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An eye for an eye
Defeat Behold, the watcher
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No more trolling
Defeat Ygg.
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Solid Snake
Defeat Jormungandr.
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There is no goat level
Defeat Jotunn.
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Saved by the king
Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
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KHAAAAAAAAN!
Defeat Khan
88mph
Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
More like the Aristocats
Defeat the Aristocrats.
Play it again, Vlad
Defeat Vlad.
Don't fear the reaper
Defeat Death.
Dragon "Slayer"
Defeat Fafnir.
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy
Defeat Assatur.
Basic Element
Use all basic elements at least once.
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Vanilla Ice
Create a spell containing only Ice.
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Let off some steam
Create a spell containing Steam.
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State Alchemist
Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
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I'm the wizard king, I can do anything!
Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
The Enchanter
Imbue your weapon with a spell.
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Houdini
Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
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IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!!
Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
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RPG much?
Complete all side quests in the game.
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It's over nine thousand!!!!
Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
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Never cross the beams
Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
There can be only one
Kill MacLeod.
Wingardium Leviosa
Push someone off a cliff.
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch"
Die from falling damage.
It's raining (beast)men
Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
101st Airborne
Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
First Blood
Kill one enemy using the M60.
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This is Magicka!
Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
The perfect storm
All players survived a thunderstorm.
One in a million?
Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
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OMG! They killed Yellow!
Die with yellow robes.
Blue… No Yelloooow!
Have a hard time settling on a color.
Better you than me
Be invisible while one other player dies.
Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong
Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
Finders keepers
Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
Deep Impact
Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
We are the champions
Survive all waves of a challenge.
I call it a Hawking Hole
Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
Mission improbable
Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
Stuff of legends
Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
I put on my robe and wizard hat
Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
Sherlock Holmes
Find all secret areas in the game.
MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL!
Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
Too fancy for fireballs?
Complete one level using only magicks.
Bad Taste
Overkill 1000 enemies.
King's Quest
Find all the moose.
Lead farmer
Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
Good Company
Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
Nothing but a man, who can never fail
Win 20 versus matches in a row
Seven day cruise
Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
Swedish Summer Achievement
Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
No Power = No Responsibility
Defeat Parker.
From whence you came...
Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
Fhtagn once more!
Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
Banisher of horrors
Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
Breezed through
Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
Handling the frustration
Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
Driven mad
Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
Ice Age
It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
Friendship is Magicka
Find all the elven horses
Let Me In
Enter the house of Elwenhús
The Crusader Breakings
Defeat the first Guardian
A Bridge too Near
Defeat the second Guardian
Amarth Faeg!
Defeat the third Guardian
Interred with the Vampire
Finish The Other Side of the Coin
Hurt me plenty
Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
Just a breeze of blue cheese
Finish the chapter without any player dying.
Hey, mach-arena!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.
Not what they signed up for
Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.
Is that the wurst you can do?
Defeat the Wurstmacher.
Tenderized!
Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
I don't believe in Orcs
Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
Enduring the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.
Being the Tide
Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.
Don't mach such a mess
Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.
Wiped Out
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.
Khan't we all just get along?
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.
The postwizard
Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.
Ultra-Violence
Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.
Street smart
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.
City tour guide
Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.
I don't believe in Trolls
Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive
The others were dwarfed by you
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.
That was a fairy fight
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.
The clone wars
Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.